NOVA (No Obvious Value Added)

A NOVA (No Obvious Value Added) is a person who in any social event adds no value to any conversation or activity. They are boring, dull and no fun to have around. There is also such a thing as a Super NOVA.

Man why did you invite Susie to the Super Bowl party, she's such a NOVA (No Obvious Value Added). She just sat there and said nothing with that blank look on her face see whole time. Also see Super Nova

by CooCoo 4 CoCo Puffs January 25, 2013

Lower the volume

A polite way of saying "shut the fuck up"

Roommate #1: *Speaking loudly to friend on the phone*
Roommate #2: "Hey dude lower the volume, I'm trying to study for my midterms."

by Red_Shaft July 23, 2017

women who don't know the value of nice guys

There is a fair chance that the target person is called 'Stacy'. Such people don't seem to like a guy who tries to make them happy. Apparently they rather want somebody who doesn't care about them and just want to have sex with them.
If you meet such a person make sure to not give her what she wants, instead pump and dump her while acting cool to get her attraction first. Friends told me 20 minutes of attraction should be enough.

Man this girl was easy, all I did was act cool for 20 minutes and she had sex with me, leaving the guy who genuinely cared about her. This girl sure is stupid leaving such an amazing guy for a loser like me.Women who don't know the value of nice guys is a big problem in this day and age.

by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019

the volume in here is astronomical

When this is said, it refers to lots of voices playing in your head at once. You want them to stop talking as they’re annoying you or simply won’t shut up. Sometimes it can be used to express feelings, if you have a massive crush on someone you’d say the phrase.

Guy: I kind of like you
Girl: *takes a screenshot and sends to a friend* The volume in here is astronomical

OR

Guy: Wait what i thought you said-
Girl: The volume in here is astronomical

by cayden is thick June 6, 2020

valumptuous

Valerie like; knowing all things while not looking like one is really knowing all things. Above it all while keeping the ability to maintain all others insecurities by not being above it all. wonderous.

a woman is driving in her car, smoking a bowl, talking on her cell phone, while managing to keep order with all passengers in car, especially incoherent one in front seat with foot in glove compartment. Everything is always okay with a valumptuous person.

by Kristybaby August 27, 2007

Shock Value

The amount of money you are willing to bet your friend to attach electrified alligator clamps to his or her nipples.

Dude, hold my beer. Whats your shock value for me?

by Captain Awesome Guy August 8, 2011

production value

People that are extremely high maintenance. Waiting for them to complete even the most simplistic of tasks is a goddamn production

Person 1: so how did your date go last night?
Person 2: dude, it was terrible she made me carry her every where, total production value

by killabeez04 January 1, 2014