Hype Vulture

Hipsters that circle potential sources of culture, swooping in whenever something begins to generate hype and ruining said thing for the rest of us. Once something is attacked by a hype vulture, all further observers must be wary of being accused of being a hype vulture themselves.

I went to the WU LYF show but it was full of hype vultures.

by pandajack0 August 2, 2011

Vulture

Someone who you believe to be a close friend, but as soon as your relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend is over, they begin to hit and ask them out.

After Alex and Samantha split up, the next week Luke asked Samantha out on a date. He was a vulture

by Anti-Product August 25, 2011

Clit Vulture

The act of a lesbian, usually over 45, stalking a younger lesbian, 18-30, in the hopes of regaining her youth.

Godfuckingdamn, that nasty ass, leatherfaced dyke Deb is at it again! Why can't she stop clit vulturing and let me drink my shirley temple in peace!

Step off, clit vulture, this is my sour puss

That bitch is such a fucking clit vulture, she owns a whole fleet of U-HAUL trucks.

by thefishbin August 31, 2011

Friendly Vulture

A person, usually one of many, who is suddenly your very best friend in the world because you have brought food of some sort into the classroom. Usually gum, birthday cookies/brownies, and doughnuts.

Common phrases include, "Hey, buddy, can I have a piece?", "I'll be your best friend!", and "I'll give you five bucks."

"I opened a pack of gum on the bus today, and in swarmed the Friendly Vultures."

by c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g-song14 October 1, 2011

ATM vulture

1.A woman who is always around to have access to a man's money.
2.A gravedigger who marries an old man,staying around till he dies to withdraw his cash/inheritance.

A: My girlfriend is always asking for money.
B: Sounds like you got yourself an ATM vulture.

by Kodiak October 15, 2023

Vulture bang

A group of middle aged men, wooing in competition for a young lady's attention. It

Wow, the state of this Vulture Bang, embarrassing!

by Lesliegrantham January 25, 2024

Vulture

A person who hovers around the dying or the mentally unwell family members in order to obtain things such as cars/wealth in any form. Inserting themselves into situations in order to carry out this practice.

Lauded by all other family members as snakes and for being vultures. They have no shame and regret nothing, justifying their own actions to themselves. They are scum of the earth.

Person 1: Hey man, I heard Willy ripped the car off his own 92 year old father when he was dying of cancer and was mentally unwell.

Person 2: yeah he's a fucking vulture.

Willy D is a vulture

by Uncle father April 6, 2023