unfuckingsubscribe 

Negative Prefix "un" + Intensifier "fuck" + Verb "subscribe" == Intensely Negative Verb "unfuckingsubscribe"

Initially claimed to be a single word, however recent research suggests, that it is merely a short sentence with the spacing removed.

First Reported Encounter: Facebook 23/04-2013

Ladiesman217: "For the last time! Please stop posting these duckfaces! You're making it really hard to love you! TT_TT"

Shedevil666: "one word. unfuckingsubscribe my posts or live with it and shut up xoxo"

unfuckingsubscribe by randomUser1597 April 23, 2013

unfuckrequited 

The loss felt by the genitals after a breakup. Sharing the same sense of loss as a broken heart.

When he left, my heart was broken and my pussy unfuckrequited.

unfuckrequited by Please Dont stop June 17, 2016

unfuckedacide 

A mythical spray that magically solves your problems.

Guy1: you're in deep shit man, better get some unfuckedacide!
Guy2: you do know that's bullshit right?

unfuckedacide by Fucknut3000 May 29, 2017

unfuckinglikely 

To suggest situation where success is not only out of reach, but abject failure is a predetermined inevitably.

“That bird is so hot, I’m gonna get her number.”
“Mate, you’re an ugly sod, unfuckinglikely.”

unfuckinglikely by Countdown November 3, 2017

Unfuckingbelievable 

What the fuck is wrong with you Or how did that happen

Dave:This is Unfuckingbelievable

Jerry:I'm sorry it's not my fault I'm going 8-0 in leauge

Dave:Kill yourself

Unfuckingbelievable by Original Jerry June 27, 2018

Unfuckingfortunately 

It is no with the highest level of sarcasm.

My ex found a new place, in my complex unfuckingfortunately....

Unfuckingfortunately by Rachel Ratchet February 5, 2019

unfuckwitable 

the ability to be unfucked with.

damn that man timothy is unfuckwitable

unfuckwitable by samurai ninja March 10, 2019