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unionville girls

Simply put we KICK ASS. That's right. KICK ASS! We've got our princesses, nerds, and athletes, all of which are talented in what they do. If you hate us, get a clue, it's because you're jealous, duh. If we dress slutty, you're jealous that we turn the guys on. If we dont dress like whores but we wear nice clothes, you're jealous that we have the money to do so. And if you're jealous that we have the money to do so, shut yo face and quit bitching! Most of our parents have worked their way up and hold respectable jobs at DuPont or in Wilmington, and their children will follow thier lead with the headstart they've provided, maybe you should do aspire to the same instead of whining about people who have more than you do, and im NOT just talking about money. We know how to party, because we can afford to do it so often- and in such lavish style. And get a clue...If you go to college like 97% of our KICK ASS student body does, when you see one of us, wave hello...most of us are actually pretty nice for being as intimidatingly perfect as we are!
A Unionville Girl : One who manages to balance being perfect with kicking ass and having fun.
by TellYourDadISayHello January 16, 2005
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union

Unions were designed to help workers and they did. Lives and working conditions for the workers improved. But the power of the unions got out of control as they took control of the government and made laws. Now the government denies a struggling businessman the right to try to get his business out of financial difficulty by cutting workers or their wages. Telliong people how to run their lives, sounds like fascism. Apparently unions think they have the right to a job and because of that the businesses will go out of business and everyone will be out of work.
Stupid Lawyer: You can't fire that worker, he worked here for ten years. He has family.

Business Owner: I understand, but I have to cut costs to stay in business or else I will go under and no one will have a job.

Lawyer: You disgusting Capitalist pig, how dare you run your business the way you choose.

Business Owner's Lawyer: I'm sorry, but he right, due to the union laws, you can't just fire him.
by Randon April 14, 2006
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unionville

A place in pennsylvania where the kids are as follows:
1.) Hicks who will take fundies and shop classes and stay here for their whole life changing people's oil
2.) Rich white kids who think we are a suburb of philly when we're not at all. They will get cars and shit from their loaded parents and they will drink and smoke weed right under their parents' noses while their parents think they are god. Half are girls who drink to be cool or hook up. Their 3.0 gpas will get them into Penn State or some other college, and they will become this countrys' lazy middle class
3.) The three minorities in our town who are on that academic team and will get some high profile job.
4.) Fat football players who think people go to their games to actually watch the games. Sometimes they blend with one of the previous groups
5.) Outsiders who feel good about themselves by having other loser friends, most are nice and some are fucked up but that doesn't mean they're not people
6.) the few smart kids who no one really likes but will be the only ones who are successful
7.) stoners who hang out in kennett or west chester trying to be ghetto
once everyone steps out of this rich, mushroom-smelling hick town into the real world they will get eaten alive.
Typical Unionville student:

Hey my parents are letting me have the house for the weekend, tell your friends to come and get drunk, my parents will believe me when I tell them I studied all weekend and they'll even by me a mercedes.
by pacs son November 10, 2006
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Union city 8th graders

Always think someone is stealing their man(even if he looks like a dead rat) still don’t know the difference between foundation and orange eyeshadow. Thinks it’s cool to brag about “juuling”when you haven’t touched one in your whole itty bitty life. Still posts 11:11 on their story’s even tho NO ONE GIVES AF!
Man, Union City 8th graders are something special aren’t they? (Said no one ever)
by pimpinsince’69 December 5, 2019
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pre-union celebration

1. The politically correct term for a "bachelor party" (or "bachelorette party"). Typically used to avoid the negative connotations associated with bachelor parties. 2. A celebration prior to a couple's wedding.

Benefit of the word: If used quickly, the listener may think you said "reunion" celebration and will not question you regarding a "pre-union" celebration.
Wife Scenario 1:

Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's bachelor party next weekend?"
Wife: "No."

Wife Scenario 2:

Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's pre-union celebration next weekend?"
Wife: "Sure honey, have fun."

Hotel Scenario 1:

Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a bachelor party!"
Hotel: "I'm sorry sir, we do not allow bachelor parties at Fancy Hotel due to excessive damage, drug use and prostitution that is typically associated with them. Good-bye."

Hotel Scenario 2:

Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a pre-union celebration!"
Hotel: "Excellent, sir. How many guests will be staying with us?"
by theSchneid June 14, 2011
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religious union

A separate but equal alternative to civil marriage for heterosexual couples who oppose marriage equality on religious grounds. Provides all of the same rights and benefits of marriage but without the stigma of the label "marriage" now that the institution of marriage has been destroyed by allowing gays and lesbians to get married in some jurisdictions.
Dave: "I just heard that Mike and Cathy cancelled their wedding! Did they break up?"
Diana: "No, but after that lesbian couple moved in next door, they decided to get a religious union instead."
by Redneck Lawyer October 20, 2012
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Hartford Union High School

This school is probably one of the worst schools to go to.
Dude 1: Omg Hartford Union High School Sucks.

Dude 2: Yeah I know and all the girls there are complete sluts
Dude 1: Yeah you are right. this one girl started dating me and i called her a slut because I found out she was dating another guy
by Inforestly June 21, 2018
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