twist a dick

An informal way of telling one to go fuck off.

Chris: Bro your drinking my beer.

Travis: Why don't you go twist a dick, trick ass buster.

by Pimpdaddymeg March 7, 2015

twisted at the dick

When two straight bros hang out so much they don't know it yet but they can't separate.

Joe and Kyle are so into each other. I thought they were straight. They are, they're just twisted at the dick.

by A kid named three November 20, 2016

twisted fucker

Some one who is messed up sexually

George: Man my boss is a twisted fucker, she is always trying to get in my pants.
Lucas: How old ?
George: OLD.

by Mister Hickie January 6, 2016

do the twist

To shoot (inject) hard drugs directly into the vein.

"Hey, want to come over to my house tonight and do the twist?"

"Yo, Mark got some speedballs and had me over to do the twist last night."

by psychedelicsnowing August 13, 2017

uncle twisted

When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head

Uncle twisted: I WANT YOU TO GET FUCKED UP

by Uncle twisted January 13, 2019

Twat twist

A Twat Twist is the point in a pornographic film when the male is banging one girl, then the scene breaks and returns to the same male who is now banging a new girl. #twattwist

Did you catch that twat twist where he switched from banging the girl to her mom?!

by MeganWillyDillyDilly May 17, 2018

Mc Twist

A sexual act where a guy ejaculates in his partner’s butt-hole and continues to stir it around. Then partner squats over his face, and unloads the Mc Twist.

Hey bro how was your date with “Becca”?..
It was great I took her out for dinner.. and for desert I had a Mc Twist!..
Bruh you nasty..

by One-Eyed-Willy June 4, 2020