truckers dilemna

Having to choose between shifting gears or spanking the monkey.

David couldn't decide between beating rush or traffic or beating the bishop. He was faced with the classic truckers dilemna.

by amit666 October 5, 2018

Flag

Get the truckers dilemna mug.

Bitch Trickery

noun \ˈbich ˈtri-k(ə-)rē\ - Tactics employed by females to lull a male into a false sense of security and/or arousal. The most prevalent of these tactics are:

1. The heavy use of make-up by a female who, with it, looks somewhat or even exceedingly attractive, but without it, looks like an opossum that was hit with a baseball bat wrapped in razor wire and then ran over by a truck set ablaze by the fiery wrath of Satan's piss. The male generally does not discover this until the morning after he has participated in sexually explicit acts with said female.

2. The online posting of pictures by females, generally only from their breasts up, that usually make them appear busty and/or attractive, but below the breasts suffer from conditions such as cottage cheese thighs, cottage cheese ass, obesity, or any combination of these and other physical maladies. The male generally does not discover this until the female has become emotionally attached to him and/or the friendship/relationship is taken beyond the internet.

(1) Dude, I went home with this hot chick from the club last night, and this morning awoke in the bed of a cave troll that appeared to have been struck by lightning and trampled by a herd of school buses. I'm a victim of some severe bitch trickery.

(2) Holy shit man, I started talking to this one girl online, she had a cute face, and the tits...my GOD the tits...they looked like Aphrodite shat them upon her chest and molded them...so damn hot...turns out when I met her that they were b-cups she must have had in one hell of a push-up bra, with spider veins and some serious cottage cheese ass. Bitch trickery at its finest. I need to go bleach my eyes.

by Guff August 22, 2012

Flag

Get the Bitch Trickery mug.

Chicken Trucker

A chicken trucker was a driver who was willing to run illegal weights, speeds or routes to get freight (usually perishable freight) to it's destination. Trucks were lit up with many lights for safety and as warning to get out of the way. These boys were the cream of the crop. They were paid well above average wages and could go coast to coast and back in 4 days time. You can't truck like this anymore.

"Don't pull out in front of that CHICKEN TRUCKER! He's doing 110 mph! Must be running late to the market" Do it baby - whoop whoop!

by Rod Knocker October 12, 2018

Flag

Get the Chicken Trucker mug.

Trucker fucker

1. A slutty chick who loses her virginity to a trucker
2. A word used to describe a slut or ass-hole

Sarah is such a trucker fucker!

by bob999999999999999999333333333 February 27, 2011

Flag

Get the Trucker fucker mug.

Tracer

a tiktok superstar. from the popular game overwatch. other characters include: widowmaker,bastion,winston,genji,mcree. From the song mercy.

Ana: Maybe I’ll be tracer?
Kris: IM ALREADY TRACER
Ana: what about widowmaker
Kris: IM ALREADY WIDOWMAKER
Ana: I’ll be bastion
Kris: NERF BASTION
Ana: You’re right, so winston?
Kris: I WANNA BE WINSTON
Ana: I guess I’ll be genji...
Kris: IM ALREADY GENJI
Ana: Then I’ll be mcree...
KRIS: I ALREADY CHOSE MCREE1!1!1!1!

by ameliax0 November 28, 2018

Flag