townie

habitat-cities, towns or villages. 'Note, when a townie lives in a village they spend most of their time in the nearest town, in parks and pubs.
A townie will wait with multiple other townie friends, sitting on a wall, waiting to 'hammer' non-townies who are enemies of the townies. Thus resulting in a townie being beaten in the fight by the stonger and more intelligent non-townie
by John Smith May 14, 2003
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usually called Kev or Dave
by ceri April 26, 2003
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Did the townies win the basketball game?
by Dilbert Brown October 09, 2004
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people who dance around with rags and sing the hoky poky while other people r callin um bitches.
look those bitches are doing the hocky poky!
by i figit February 09, 2004
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One who lives in binghamton, but is known not to have a family tree that forks. Often spottable when the mother and father look like cousins or brother and sister, or usu. of a variation of some sort of ugly, corn-fed conservative President Bush-muncher who lost their teeth munching bush.
(Usually an upstate variant of those found on Jerry Springer)
Hey Zahutsky, look at that family, they got no teeth, and i dont think they forked outside the family. Shall i call jerry, and inform him he'll be having new guests?
by jason ganz August 08, 2004
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anyone who wears nike, sports gear, soccer shirts, bright white trainers, talks like they are black "yo yo yo me homies", are incredibally dumb, hang around in gangs and are complete twats
Daran Patterson is a townie wanka!
by ollyj - fuck y'all April 15, 2004
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A townie is a scumbag!In other words there should be banned or even killed.There think that terroising people who aren't a townie is "well ard".Normally a female townie will wear some "well class trakkiez" or some tight jeanz wiv PRINCESS OR BABE on the rear end of them.There will wear large gold hooped earings which obviously aren't real gold and a massive gold clown.They will also have their face covered in cheap foundation normally purchased from "da wkd poundy" and blue eyeshadow n mascara.

Male townies:Will ave der 1 ear pierced which there boast there done thereselves.Will wear bowt "20 pure sovvyz". Der will wear sum "top class trakkiez" n a burberry cap which iz facing da sky!!!
Origh m8?
Oright? luk at ma well wkd pure sovvyz gt em 2day from h.samuel
oh..aye..der safe dem r bruv
by Bethany March 14, 2005
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