a young boy who knows nothing, when he thinks he knows everything, is very short & is the same in his pants. not very likely to hook up, because tends to be very nerdy and unsocial. has big dreams for music and youtube videos but unfortunately he will not succeed in that career. he has one best friend/boyfriend/neighbor. his life revolves around texting and doing his hair and the mall. his second best friend is also a nerdy one too (with glasses). tom's tend to be world's biggest jerks/backstabbers. not to mention manwhores who think they get some, but haven't quite yet. :)
by iiknow everything June 24, 2009
Get the tommug. A Halo/borderlands/pokemon/magic/every other game known to mankind playing person who comes into your room at odd times of the day to take food/other various forms of candy i.e. FUN DIP
a person who cares more about his K/D ratio on halo than he does about his GPA
the vibration of an xbox controller gives him more pleasure than any vagina he's ever had...and by any vagina I mean absolutely none
a person who cares more about his K/D ratio on halo than he does about his GPA
the vibration of an xbox controller gives him more pleasure than any vagina he's ever had...and by any vagina I mean absolutely none
by Toms disappointed father December 18, 2012
Get the TOMmug. I don't want to go to the dance because tom is here and irrtating.
I couldnt do anything cause i had tom.
I couldnt do anything cause i had tom.
by zebrasandunicorns September 14, 2015
Get the TOMmug. by Rumin January 28, 2016
Get the Tomsmug. dude: so then i d-
dude 2: OMG IT'S TOM
dude: get your gun out
tom: nooo im to young to d-
tom: XI (ded)
dude 2: OMG IT'S TOM
dude: get your gun out
tom: nooo im to young to d-
tom: XI (ded)
by xX_anonymoussubscriber_Xx April 16, 2017
Get the tommug. A fat man at work who buys stripped dress shirts at Walmart and wears tight clothes and keeps ripping them when he bends over.
by Masteroftheworld February 27, 2011
Get the TOMmug. by Lil-Smurf-x November 22, 2009
Get the TOMmug.