gay waffle

by AlexDaBaws February 24, 2017

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Salted Waffle

Bits of tissue paper that weren't properly removed after going number two and now surround a persons anus/butthole.

Example 1:
Guy: Eat my ass?
Girl: No, you got serious salted waffle!
Guy: Damnit...

Example 2:
Girl 1: The aroma of his salted waffle was like a scratch and sniff sticker and I was scratchin it.
Girl 2: Stop you'll make me barf!!

by That's a Damn Shame March 28, 2015

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waffle stomping

Waffle stomping is when you shit in the shower and step on it to make it go down the drain.

Evan was Waffle Stomping in the shower this morning...

by Lao'Tso May 09, 2007

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Water Waffle

The brown mixture created from a failed attempt at a waffle stomp, wherein the drain is either already clogged, or becomes clogged as a result of doodoo compactification.

Sean's attempt at waffle stomping the drain in the men's locker room was thwarted. His pubes from shaving an hour earlier had completely clogged the drain, resulting in a massive water waffle. The other members of the gym were not amused.

by Krobus090 January 06, 2017

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Triple Waffle

1. The act of eating a measly 3 waffles by choice, and because of portion control.

2. A person who often finds themselves on the business end of a a difficult situation commonly referred to as a "waffle." Only they have 3 issues, related to each other or not.

Man walks into a bar. Man gets slightly drunk and decides to pick a fight with a motorcycle guy. Well Man is now in a waffle, fighting someone twice his size. The motorcycle man of course decides to call 2 buddies to corner Man outside.

Civilian: "Oh poor guy is gonna get a triple beating"
By-standard: "Damn, thats a triple waffle right there"

by nOmega November 10, 2009

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