Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.
Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"
by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019
Get the shitmug. To be absolutely demolished in a competition, conversation, or some other form of interaction where someone can make you cry for mommy.
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