Paddy Wagon

A term used for an absolutely juicy, robust, monstrosity of an ass

“Damn, did you see the Paddy Wagon on Paul?”

by Penis Lizard July 25, 2020

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Paddy Joe

A very cool guy with lots of bitches

That guy looks like Paddy Joe

by Imposter is sus November 21, 2021

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Paddy C

the most random person in the world, loves working at McDonalds and drinking Sailor Jerry

holy fuck, Paddy C cracked a funny

by mombaffa April 2, 2009

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A person incapable of holding intelligent conversation, normally seen in a business meeting scenario where any sound or word uttered is met with disbelief from his/her colleagues as it does not normally pertain to the subject of the meeting.

Meeting attendee: "I wanted to mow my lawn on Sunday but my grass was too short"
Chairman of meeting, muttering under his breath "for god's sake, he's such a paddy-waggler"

by MacKenzie's Gang August 19, 2018

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plastic paddy

Once strictly used by people from Ireland to describe people from abroad who claim Irish ancestry, this term has been appropriated by Irish Americans who are tired of green beer, shamrocks in Guinness, and the "everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day" mentality. Plastic paddies can claim no Irish ancestry, have only a superficial knowledge of Irish and Irish-American history, and use St. Patrick's Day as an excuse to drink excessively. They genuinely believe that the Irish in America were lower than slaves, despite ample evidence to the contrary.

Only a plastic paddy would wear those stupid shamrock beads.

by sillymittens March 16, 2025

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