Paddy

dang that chic over there is a paddy “
true
by mayacl1738 November 20, 2017
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Paddy Bonner

A small Irish shemale with a large anus gap from being rammed by a horse pee pee from his Belmont brethren in the back of the Belmont Bus Boys lair.
Paddy Bonner was with his Brethren in the back of the school bus
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Paddy Cripps

The sexiest man to ever play AFL, he has been robbed multiple times of the Brownlow and I’m pretty sure he’s actually the only player of Carlton
“Paddy Cripps is my daddy, my love, and my life, I want to fuck him so hard”
by Heywattsup April 25, 2022
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Paddy

A kid who has a really small penis but says he has a 7 inch cock. He also has a really big ego and thinks he’s gods favorite gift
Look there paddy

Eh he’s nasty and has a tiny cock
by Thebigthotiana October 12, 2019
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Paddy Kerr’d

Royal naval slag for getting paralytic drunk
Let’s get paddy kerr’d tonight
by Nugget678 October 11, 2021
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Paddy Poundcake

The sacred act of dropping a long, heavy-duty dump on work time — the kind that echoes, steams, and might legally qualify as a biohazard.

Derived from “Paddy” — short for cow pat, as in a big, steaming slab of shit — and “poundcaking”, the process of packing it in thick. Together, they form a majestic union of paid time-wasting and gastrointestinal warfare.
Boss: “Where’s Nathan?”
Worker: “He must be dropping another Paddy Poundcake. Been gone since smoko.”
by The Real Detective July 30, 2025
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Paddy

A man who broke a young girls heart and took her emotions for granted. Selfish and doesn’t care about how he’s effected people. However easily loved and liked :( even after breaking her heart
Paddy broke my heart but I still love him

Wow Paddy is very gay

Omg is that paddy I can see over there
by Unicornfries August 11, 2019
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