Low Tide Cocktail
By R. Craig Zipkis
2 parts pineapple juice
1 part coconut rum
1 part seltzer water
A floater of dark rum is known as Bay Scum (because what floats at low tide?)
Or, a floater of banana rum is known as Garbage Barge (because where do you find banana peels?).
By R. Craig Zipkis
2 parts pineapple juice
1 part coconut rum
1 part seltzer water
A floater of dark rum is known as Bay Scum (because what floats at low tide?)
Or, a floater of banana rum is known as Garbage Barge (because where do you find banana peels?).
by millennia70 October 2, 2021
Get the Low Tidemug. The call of the Alabama Crimson Tide Football team. Or, in extreme cases, the call of the entire state of Alabama.
(Be careful saying it in South Alabama, you may get jumped by the people from Auburn)
(Be careful saying it in South Alabama, you may get jumped by the people from Auburn)
by AlaaaaaaBamaaaaaaaaaaaa September 28, 2023
Get the Roll Tidemug. A beautiful snack delivered by the Tide Gods. You can eat them, stick em up yo nanny's ass, or simply wash your clothes, it doesn't matter! :D You can find them in the cleaning section of your local grocery store, though, you might get chased down by one of the employees if you're one of those suspicious 17-year-old edgelords!
Guy 1: "Hey dude, wanna eat somethin'? Ma just bought groceries."
Guy 2: "Sure dude.
Guy 1's Mom: "BILLY! DON'T YOU BE EATING THOSE TIDE PODS AGAIN, MOMMY WILL SPANK YOU."
Guy 2: "Sure dude.
Guy 1's Mom: "BILLY! DON'T YOU BE EATING THOSE TIDE PODS AGAIN, MOMMY WILL SPANK YOU."
by Fuck Life, Fuck You February 16, 2018
Get the Tide Podsmug. A tide-lee is an odd person who can’t control how silly and/or stupid he or she can be.
A tide-Lee is not a bad one person, they can have great qualities too but mostly he or she is just a total silly bugger and tnuc.
A tide-Lee is not a bad one person, they can have great qualities too but mostly he or she is just a total silly bugger and tnuc.
by Spacefucker November 23, 2021
Get the tide-leemug. You need lube, but because your campus living/ on a budget, the only thing you had to suffice was laundry detergent.
I needed some lube, but money was tight. The next best thing was some laundry detergent. While some people at the time were eating them, I figured I could rebrand the Tide Pod in a positive way; the Campus Tide Pod.
by Stripper Salt September 6, 2022
Get the Campus Tide Podmug. 
The Tide Rod (verb) is when a man (intentionally or unintentionally) cleans his penis without rinsing off the soap and then proceeds to have penetrative sex with a woman. This results in a yeast infection, causing the vagina to look like when you put too many tide pods in the washing machine.
by Silliest Sex July 19, 2025
Get the Tide Rodmug.