Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

Crimson Tide

A menstrual flow.

Sue is pretty bitchy today, she must be riding the crimson tide.

by Stooge-a-phile November 30, 2017

Tide Pods

Some DELICIOUS food made by gordon ramsay and eaten all over the world

Man, I really want some Tide pods

by UndeadMorty February 7, 2018

Tide Pods

Something that teenagers eat for fun and post it on their Instagrams. They don't really eat it. They just bite them and spit them out

Tide Pods are gr8

by Trains Lol May 13, 2018

Tide Pods

Nutritious food found in supermarkets.

Marcus: Damn those are some good ass Tide Pods.

by OmaeWaMouShindeiruNoniSenpai January 18, 2018

Crimson Ass-Tide

When a female puts her mentrual blood into a turkey baster & then inserts it into her partners anus.

Brian really loves the Crimson Ass-Tide.

by Bob_Dole68 August 28, 2018

Menstrual Tide

The appropriate mascot for the University (sic) of Alabama. Used to describe a fan base that is missing teeth, eats clay and where marrying your sister is par for course.

Caruthers: "Who do the Menstrual Tides play today?

Archibald: "I'm not sure but even if they lose they'll probably "say" it's a win anyway because they're in the SEC; have you ever met a more delusional fan base?"

Caruthers: "Nope, the Menstrual Tide make excuses and claim fictional national championships like their lives depend on it"

by NicRattlehead September 17, 2015