Brown tide 

When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.

See also "bit torrent"

"So, this one time, I was posing for an advert, and I felt this fiery tingle in my arse. I thought.... shit! Am I actually touching cloth???"

"My mate Kirsty goes, nah mate. You were on brown tide."

Brown tide by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023

Brown tide 

When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.

See also, "bit torrent"

So, I was posing for an advert when I felt this fiery probing sensation in my rectum. "I was like.... shit.... Am I touching cloth!?!?"

My mate Kirsty was like, "Nah, Mate. You were in brown tide"

Brown tide by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023

Ocean Tide 

Rough sex performed on a woman by another woman

Jonathan: "Hey, did you hear that Ashley and Sarah were in an ocean tide?"
Mark: Really?
Jonathan: Yeah man

Ocean Tide by Salmonellapple January 3, 2024

Ocean Tide 

Rough sex performed by a woman on another woman

Jonathan:"Hey did you hear that Ashley and Sarah had an ocean tide?"
Mark: "Seriously man? I wanted to ask Ashley out"
Jonathan: "Yeah dude"

Ocean Tide by Salmonellapple January 3, 2024

Low Tide Stranger 

When you’re getting a blumpkin and the tide goes out only to discover it’s been an octopus taking one for the love of the game

Dude 1: I’d like a low tide stranger

Dude 2: you can’t ask our bartender for that!

Dude 1: it’s a drink bruhv wtf

Dude 2: wait they did what? They made a drink called that?

Dude 1: yeah bruhv I remember that time at Ocean Isle Beach I was hyper pressed it was an octopus but looking back no cap shid was bussin. Gotta be a tribute.

Dude 2: You think THAT’S why they made it a drink?

Dude 1: game recognize game

Low Tide Stranger by Brother Blump April 17, 2024

Crimson Tide 

Squirting Period Blood. (Sorry Alabama Football)

He made be Squirt while I was bleeding and it was like a Crimson Tide!!!

Crimson Tide by d3vilwitahal0 June 8, 2024

Roll Tide 

When your cousin gives you an enema with a tide pod.

I miss my cousin, her roll tides are the best!

Roll Tide by Key of life February 20, 2025