tide commercial

Something that is dead and should never be used

Gay

Jackson Harris is such a tide commercial.

by yAbOiBrOnCoS@609 May 5, 2018

Tide Pods

Edible sources of idiocy.

Hey, man. Let's post a frav YT vid about eating Tide Pods!

by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit February 1, 2018

Ocean Tide

Rough sex performed by a woman on another woman

Jonathan:"Hey did you hear that Ashley and Sarah had an ocean tide?"
Mark: "Seriously man? I wanted to ask Ashley out"
Jonathan: "Yeah dude"

by Salmonellapple January 3, 2024

Tide pod

People actually eat them. People ACTUALLY eat them. This generation is sick and take memes way too far.

“Hey jimmy you want to go to a party and eat tide pods?”

by Get a # life August 11, 2019

Crimson Tide Wing Man

Crimson Tide Wing Man

1. A good friend who attends a screening of a 1995 submarine thriller, starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington, with you.

2. A good friend who is with you before, during and after you bang a chick in someone else's bed, said chick being on her menstrual cycle, leaving a horrendous red, crimson if you like, smear over the other person's bedsheets. Also known as 'Pulling an Ollie'. N.B. this is not the skateboarding trick of the same name.

Crimson Tide Wing Man

This has, at various times, been called an 'Overlook Hotel Lobby', a 'Bateman Dry Cleaners', and a 'Durty, durty wumman'.

by Dole Monkey Spanker July 17, 2022

Tide

Beautiful person always helps frienda but dont mess with them because they will make earth hell for you

Dang tide you surprise me every time

by Kckisontheway November 6, 2018

Brown tide

When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.

See also, "bit torrent"

So, I was posing for an advert when I felt this fiery probing sensation in my rectum. "I was like.... shit.... Am I touching cloth!?!?"

My mate Kirsty was like, "Nah, Mate. You were in brown tide"

by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023