Bliss with a Twist

Individual balance between the bliss (eg. wellness, eating healthy, meditation & mindfullness, walks in the nature) and the twist (eg. partying, eating junk food, extreme sports, alcohol & drugs) things in life. Can go from 99% bliss and 1% twist to 1% bliss and 99% twist. It's your call.

Started my day with an avocado smoothie and a morning yoga session but ended up having six tequilas in the evening. What can you say - that's some Bliss with a Twist stuff right there.

Family & friends, work, sport, healthy food - good sleep and repeat. My days are pretty Bliss but sometimes I need to have some Twist in my life. Got to retain that Bliss with a Twist balance.

by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021

Twisting guinea

A crazy person who forces themselves into unnatural or very annoying movement motions or comments that disrupts any activity or peace within a home or place of work. Such as, pounding or swearing or stomping.

“Seth stop pounding you twisting guinea”

“Dude, stop being a twisting guinea”

by PandaChicken March 16, 2018

twisted pork

A shriveled, small and insignificant penis

You have a twisted pork

by mudguard May 20, 2014

twisted fucker

Some one who is messed up sexually

George: Man my boss is a twisted fucker, she is always trying to get in my pants.
Lucas: How old ?
George: OLD.

by Mister Hickie January 6, 2016

slap and twist

When the girl is about to orgasm from sex you slap her in the face and then twist her nipples.
(usually used as a sexual enhancement.)

Just before Jill climaxed under Jack, Jack enhanced her orgasm with the ol' slap and twist!

by R2-DQ February 9, 2010

twisty twist

WHEN THAT GIRL GIVES YOU THAT GOOD SUCCCCC!!!!!!!!

DAMN MR. JONHSON.... DID SHE GIVE YOU THAT TWISTY TWIST AT DA CLUB

by mark of the J November 14, 2017

Twisted Jen

When someone, usually a woman, inserts their finger into a mans penis and proceeds to twist it back and forth

David: "I've been pissing sideways for days."
Mitch: "Why?"
David: "Got a wicked Twisted Jen a few days back, still haven't recovered."

by FuckYouBrando November 19, 2017