Slut stache

Just a slutty little stache

He looks so good with the slut stache and mullet combo

by Slutforthestache September 25, 2025

flesh-stache

(n) A flesh colored or blond mustache. A favorite style for rednecks

Did you see Johnny's sweet flesh-stache, he's definantly gonna score with his cousin tonight

by HicktownPortland November 18, 2011

Butt stache

when you scratch your butt with a finger and then place the same finger under someone's nose to resemble a mustache.

It grossed me out when my buddy gave me a butt stache after scratching his ass.

by Bad Teacher June 19, 2015

stache

Verb, doing pretty much anything related to facial hair

Dude, he's stacheing his sick 'stache.

His facial hair is beautifully stached.

by Dr. Doofmann July 22, 2021

Stache burn

This is a scruff patch left above the upper lip caused by long term spit swappin'. Usually done as an extra marital affair and in broad daylight. Can happen while standing or while sitting on their duff. It usually takes 1-2 hours to develop and then scab over causing a bit of an eyesore. May also cause twitching.

Wow I could see her Stache burn from a mile away.

Does she always get stache burns on the weekend?

I guess her ball less wonder of a husband has gotten used to the stache burns by now.

by Sass sha J May 15, 2010

bump staches

When two gay men are having a hot makeout sesh

Hey Brad, wanna bump staches In the alley?

by YE the OG July 13, 2024

Pedo Stache

A pedo stache is a small thin “mustache” that make any man measurably less attractive.

Johnny: “Yo, did you see Ty’s gay little pedo stache?”
Logan: “Yeah, I might fuck around a get one, myself!”

by R0ZES May 19, 2024