bump staches

When two gay men make out

Hey Greg, wanna bump staches tonight?

by YE the OG January 28, 2024

Skirt stache

A skirt so short that you can see a woman doesn't wax her pubic

That hooch with the short skirt has a skirt stache

by Skirtchase July 6, 2011

Pirate 'Stache

When a guy is getting a blow job and he misses his mark while cumming and it sprays across her upper lip and a little gets in her eye. She then yells "ARGH! ME' EYE!" while squinting the aforementioned eye closed, while the cum mustache drips down either side of her mouth, resembling a wicked pirate's facial hair.

I was giving my BF a hummer and he wanted to cum on my tits, but he misfired and I ended up with a Pirate 'Stache. My eye still stings and since then I keep getting whiffs of bleach.

by Destiny Unique September 29, 2012

Guine Stache

A mustache you gain from the foamy goodness of a guinness beer, or Something a guinea pig might have

Look at that guys guine stache, he must love that beer!

Look at that cute guinea pig his stache makes him look so much cooler!

by Zombie25 June 26, 2010

Diddler Stache

A diddler Stache is a mustache that you grow out when you have to replace your valve covers on your German engineered bMw for the 5th time

mikal went full diddler stache after he noticed his bmw was leaking like a som bish

by Vic Vinegur February 20, 2022

Stache-fish

Luring a damsel online with photographs that show you rocking a mustache then show up to the first date clean shaven.

Girl 1: So, how did it go?
Girl 2: Omg, Girl 1! I got Stache-fished
Girl 1: Eww, how slimey was his face?
Girl 2: Very!

by AladdinKun December 19, 2021

Stache Patrol

An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.

Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).

Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."

Friend 2: "Finally!"

by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012