pulling the trigger

to knowingly commit to the most wreckless action with the widest possible consequences

i thought my girl was fuckin with some random buhl last night, think they mighta fucked. Really considering pulling the trigger on this relationship and murdering this hoe

by ñoñoto November 16, 2020

pulling the ripcord

Removing a tampon in the heat of passion in order to do the dead.

Ryan and Lisa were gettin' hot & heavy, but she was on the rag, so Ryan was pulling the ripcord before gettin' it on.

by byrnediggity October 10, 2009

Pulling the blinds

The sexual foreplay of pulling the string on window blinds just enough to cover the window latch. Scientists still cannot answer why only women have been known to be sexually gratified by blind pulling. Greater amounts of pleasure can be experienced with newer blinds and latches that are in pristine condition. Women love to do this when they visit each other's homes.

Yesterday morning Katie woke up to the delightful surprise of Monique pulling her blinds just the way she likes them pulled.

Your gamgam pulls her blinds every morning like clockwork.

Don't you hate it when your mom comes in your room to wake you up for school by pulling your blinds?!
She got leprosy from pulling the blinds so much.

by IPeeWhenIFart June 4, 2018

Pulling the Goalie

Masturbating.

I didn't hear my grandma come in and she caught me pulling the goalie.

by Ernest74 August 22, 2008

pulling the gonk

Male wanking. Qiute simply masturbation.

That fuckers forever pulling the gonk of himself!!

by Fountain of Knowledge July 24, 2005

Pulling the chut

To go bowling with your friends and not be a total dick about it.

A-hole:
i'm "pulling the chut" on bowling tonight, i'm just gonna go home and...work(sad i know). But if you want to bowl sometime next week, let me know cuz...well...i need the pratice...if ya haven't noticed already..i kinda suck the big one.

by not steve man January 8, 2009

pulling the python

Male masturbation. Jackin off, wanking, beating the meat. Python refers to the guy's dick.

My roommate walked in and saw me pulling the python.

by JJ Gunn November 10, 2015