The name of the greatest lawyer in the Chicago land area. When he is not in court you are able to find him at Toms place the local bar, on the golf course with the men, or out with Tobin his old college roommate. The legend got his nickname because of his famous hair style that one can not describe.
by Poofjr. March 17, 2017
Get the Poofmug. by FunksWay October 3, 2020
Get the Poofmug. by Xeamichael June 5, 2020
Get the Poofmug. 
Bob: awe look at that cute Poofs over there wobbling fast towards us
Tom: Um, i think its about to attack us.
Bob: Oh shit.
Tom: RUN
*The Poofs jumps into a basket full of Pepsi cans that was behind Bob and Tom*
Tom: Um, i think its about to attack us.
Bob: Oh shit.
Tom: RUN
*The Poofs jumps into a basket full of Pepsi cans that was behind Bob and Tom*
by Spuffy01 March 9, 2015
Get the Poofsmug. To figuratively knock someone head clean off their shoulders.
To punch someone with all your power.
To cause intensive harm or damage, preferably to the head.
To punch someone with all your power.
To cause intensive harm or damage, preferably to the head.
This bitch had the nerve to give me these dirty looks. I stared that bitch down like I"ll "POOF!" Ya Shit.
If you play games with my money ima "POOF!" Ya Shit. (As to say: I'ma knock your fucking head off)
If you play games with my money ima "POOF!" Ya Shit. (As to say: I'ma knock your fucking head off)
by Lena Diamond December 19, 2013
Get the POOF!mug. On Thanksgiving of any year, it is said to be good luck to get bashed in the skull if you happen to be a poof. Generally it is even greater luck if the police tell you to simply forget about it, or even that it didn't happen at all, not enough witnesses, etc. Consider this your lucky day if you get pummelled by a group of hecklers for no reason whatsoever.
by urbanlunatic October 18, 2022
Get the Thanks-poofingmug.