Hobo Salon

Boho Salon But Hobo.

I went to Hobo Salon for a hair cut.

by KryptedData March 20, 2017

hobo snow

n. snow, which due it being almost sleet or just because the ground is wet, doesn't settle.

Based more on the heart-warming/heart-rending tales of The Littlest Hobo TV dog, than your regular homeless types.

"Hey look! We're going to have a white Christmas!"

"Nah, it's hobo snow."

by juba73 January 25, 2005

hobo speedball

smoking a joint and drinking a coffee.

Man... I'm wired from that hobo speedball

by Teddy T-Bone December 9, 2008

Hobo Miskwif

definition 1. a mansion for homeless people.

that house looks like a hobo Miskwif

by BladeOverlord May 13, 2019

hobo gayness

A homeless person getting temporarily gay just to get something to drink or eat.

Borat just did his "hobo gayness" thing to get some more booze.

by faglord-thereal June 2, 2011

hobo lock

Any device that prevents hobos from taking shopping carts, hand trucks or similar device used by hobos to transport their belongings. Usually, once a barrier is crossed, the locking mechanism is activated, rendering the cart useless.

Man, this cart had its hobo lock activated. Get a different one.

by J Sin July 20, 2008

Blogstipationist hobo

A hobo that cannot blog, or cannot think of anything to blog about.

That hobo with a macbook over there is a blogstipationist hobo.

by Donald Qeuel December 25, 2008