vacuum cleaner

an electrical device that uses suction to collect dust particles and other shit
hey, nerd remember when Uni Cornelius got his dong stuck in a vacuum cleaner
by zoosmell poolord April 28, 2023
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The Cleaner

Once one is done ejaculating in the vaginal canal or anus, a third party gets down posthaste and sucks out the semen from said orifice. Huzzah!
One time I was fucking this dude while his friend watched and after he came, said friend went to go clean up. He told me to lay back down, “Don’t worry, I’m a cleaner”. And proceeded to suck me dry!

The Cleaner: sucking cum out of the vaginal canal or anus.
by “Sweet Chocolate V” December 29, 2022
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Bavarian Carpet Cleaner

The sexual act of cumming on a woman's rather large bush, then moisturizing your face by rubbing it vigorously against the cum-covered bush.
Is she shaved? Nah, man...you know what that means. A great opportunity to practice the Bavarian Carpet Cleaner!
by stroodlemc March 13, 2024
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Carpet Cleaner

An insult that means you are an absurd lunatic that makes no sense and you probably have no dad.

Ex;
Someone who discriminates because race, sexuality or gender.
"Dumb Carpet Cleaner, always saying racist stuff."
"That guys a Carpit Cleaner, better stay away from him.
by Jaspermcclapper September 27, 2022
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Rug Cleaner

A all new machine just about ready to urinate bleach on your beautiful 250 year old Persian Rug.
The Rug Cleaner will urinate bleach into any nearby Fortnite Kid's mouth.
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window cleaners bucket

She has a fanny like a window cleaners bucket
by Peewak October 08, 2022
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Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.
The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.
by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019
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