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The Vacuum Cleaner

the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.
"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."
by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020
mugGet the The Vacuum Cleanermug.

Head Cleaner

When a man sit on a toilet and the head of his penis unintentionally dips into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See also Scrotal Bidet
Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and my dickhead hit the water!”

Guy 2: “That toilet is a real head cleaner!”
by Wandering_Star February 9, 2020
mugGet the Head Cleanermug.

shop cleaner

A person who cleans the rugs of a drug-producing house. Their job is to snort all the cocaine that fell on the ground, so it doesn't fall into the hands of the police.
You see that chick, over there? She looks like a shop cleaner.
by Salvagni December 7, 2017
mugGet the shop cleanermug.

Redneck Pipe Cleaner

When a guy takes his penis and stick it in a exhaust pipe and let his penis warm up like a tamale.
by DieselDick3 May 19, 2018
mugGet the Redneck Pipe Cleanermug.

Golf Ball Cleaner

A Golf Ball Cleaner is when you put your balls into a woman’s mouth while jerking off. Derived from the golf balls cleaners you would commonly see on a golf course.
My wife was in a kinky mood last night, so I gave her the Golf Ball Cleaner.
by Aaron Tinder December 31, 2021
mugGet the Golf Ball Cleanermug.

Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner

When the dominant figure within a relationship defecates into the others anus, and then proceeds to suck the feces back out with their mouth.
“Yo man heard you guys hooked up, what did you guys end up doing?”

“Oh you know, gave her the old Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner, not much else.”
by Static The Kidd July 24, 2019
mugGet the Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleanermug.

peruvian pipe cleaner

Making an incision on the largest vein of a raging phallus and having another male that knows you fill it with his liquids and then proceeds to staple it closed
'Why is Jay crying?' "Oh because a shopkeeper forced him into a peruvian pipe cleaner"
by cocklovingplumber72 January 22, 2025
mugGet the peruvian pipe cleanermug.

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