two way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.

by drflubert March 20, 2009

two-way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.

by metal-sandwich March 23, 2009

when the sussin goes to the zoo

the act in which a person who is suspicious, goes to the zoo.

Person1: Damn, I really hate my parents.
Person2: When the sussin goes to the zoo.
Person1: What the fuck does that mean.

by sussusamongsu April 12, 2021

Two way petting zoo

You pet the animals they pet you back

I wanted some intimacy so I went to a two way petting zoo

by bossatron2000153 bousley February 7, 2019

two way petting zoo

an amazing idea by jim halpert: you pet the animals, they pet you back

hey charles, wanna go to a two way petting zoo?

by klofish105 June 14, 2018

zoo jail

Jail that you are sent to while being very high at the zoo. Punishments are based on how bad your crime is. For instance, the most merciful of all punishments is being sent to the meerkat exhibit which is where many friends are made, the second to worst of all punishments is being sent to the tapir habitat which is where you will be sniffed by the tapirs elephant like nose and you will be forced to ride upon its back while it runs rapidly through its habitat. The worst of all punishments is to be exiled to the naked mole rat habitat. The zoo torture crew will stuff you into the dark caverns of these naked organisms that resemble penises. To make things even worse Ron Stoppable of the hit show "Kim Possible" will come by and make you eat beuno nacho off of his hairy back. SCARY

Tami: "Hey brenda! Tell me about zoo jail!"

Brenda: "such things should never be spoken of Tami."
Tami: "oh I am sorry brenda I did not realize that you were sent to the naked mole rats that day...."
Brenda: "yes. I was THAT high"

by pootytang morris July 27, 2010

Zoo Wee Mama

1. a word used when u finally have sex with a hot MILF from the bar u went to last night

2. a word used when become high on weed

3. a word used when u have realized that James Charles no longer has a penis

“What did u do last night?”

“I had sex with the first hot MILF i saw at the bar yesterday”

“Zoo Wee Mama”

“James charles has a vigina”

“Zoo Wee Mama”

by hawty mcThotty January 24, 2020