face-twitched

face-twitched -some fool poisoned your food or drink because they fucking hate you , when some fool has added a "the face-twitching solution" to your food or drink.

I had a sandwich at a food place and a few minutes later I realized I had been face-twitched.
I left my classroom and then returned to take a swig of my water and realized I had been face-twitched.
If you start yelling after your lunch break at work, you have been face-twitched.
Wow! I feel sudden bursts of rage. Maybe I have been face-twitched.

Oh my goodness! It has taken me five minutes to walk 10 feet. Do you think I have been face-twitched?

Look over there! I think that is Payne Stewart the Christmas Cop eating a sweet. Someone face-twitched me again.

by homeless teacher from TEXAS June 9, 2013

Twitch

A site where brokeass gamer girls get rich by saying "daddy" "Uwu" or "Owo"

dude Twitch gamer girls are disgusting

by anonymous June 7, 2022

Twitch

A word used to substitute for one of the following words based on the context in which it's used: retard, simp or virgin. The word Twitch is used to avoid saying those words and possibly getting banned on the streaming platform Twitch due to their ridiculous Terms of Service policy.

"Joe just paid $80 to an Onlyfans thot? Fucking Twitch". (simp)
"Steve thought 2 + 2 = 8? What a stupid Twitch." (retard)
"Dave is never going to get pussy, he's going to be a Twitch forever." (virgin)

by TwitchLord January 3, 2021

twitch

a person with Tourette’s syndrome

“what are you doing with your eyebrows?”
“oh i’m just a twitch, that’s all!”

by fuckingsmut December 21, 2020

Twitch

Since twitch banned the word simp let's refer to these people as a word they can't ban, Twitch.

Yo that guy is a major Twitch to that chick

by Brandenooooo February 26, 2021

Twitch

Twitch is an example of my old teacher Mr.Schultz. I had him as a teacher like 12 years ago and I noticed he twitched a lot. It was very disturbing if you say in the front row.

Mr.Schultz does the twitch

by Ajsalemajsalem July 16, 2018

OCD Twitch

When something you see causes your OCD to flare up.

When my coworker isn't efficient enough to post the cards in the computer in a timely manner causing them to stack up it makes my OCD twitch.

by ajc3117 June 22, 2017