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POSIX shell script

The very best programming language IN THE WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING UNIVERSEEE!!!!!!! YEAAAAA!!!!!

Get ready!, get pumped!, get set!, and GO!, write some shell code!

To write in the ways of the POSIX, she must bang your script with #!/bin/sh

That she bangs #!/usr/bin/env sh is wrongful for env is not a guarantee but a privilege. Only guarantee is her ability to she bang #!/bin/sh

Also you must avoid BASHisms, ZSHisms, forego the FISH shell, and also anticipate the lack of any common commands you know like grep for there exists busybox in this universe!

Also, don't forget shellcheck and set -e to cover your ass when you go on a binge and write shitty shell code. It happens to the best of us, so no need to feel shame.
I love me some POSIX shell script. Gonna go write some right now.
by Bad C dev February 5, 2022
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Puka Shell Girl

The type of girl that wears a puka shell choker 24/7 and is EXTREMELY annoying. She probably doesn’t know how to surf and carries around a white hydro flask covered in stickers. Wears high ponytails in scrunchies and will NOT stop talking.
I stg if I see another puka shell girl at this damn school imma transfer
by noobdestroyer6942” August 4, 2019
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peel off a shell

2 shoot a gun. the bullet shell comes of the bullet when fired.

similar to pop a cap.
yo them bitch made ass fools was talkin some shit ima go peel off some shells at them bustas.
by the original mofo BIATCH June 24, 2004
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mu shell

My BEST friend... and i freakin LOVE her....
"mu shell" howell I LOVE you ..

you are my best friend..

and i hope ya read this cause its cool that i put this on Urbandictionary.com..

well..

bye


--brittany
by brittany spiers October 16, 2008
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clam-shell

The female version of batwings

When the two vaginal lips are stuck to both legs, and are spread open like a clam shell
Veronica gets a clam-shell when it gets really hot out.
by ryandubya253 January 5, 2012
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possum on the half shell

Q) Why did God create armadillo's?

A) So rednecks could have possum on the half shell.
by Ken Gman March 5, 2008
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Mary on the half shell

A lawn decoration consisting of a statue of the virgin Mary inside a half-buried bathtub painted sky blue inside. Also known as a bathtub Madonna it is a miniature shrine displaying the owner's devotion to the virgin Mary. While not as bad as a pink flamingo, it is considered by some to be some to be an icon of poor taste.
The new neighbors must be Catholic, they planted a Mary on the half shell on the lawn.
by RollingBlock December 20, 2018
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