The act of laying a log like turd in someones hand. Because it looks like a sausage in bread, the hand being the bread and the turd being the sausage. For added effect add sauce.
Old mate had passed out at the party and was being a little bit lippy before hand, so we gave him a sausage in bread, hope he doesnt eat in his sleep.
by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016
Get the sausage in breadmug. The act of a man shitting into a condom , leaving it in the microwave for 2 minutes and proceeding to put it in the woman’s ass.
by HairyCrackRedders April 26, 2019
Get the Louisiana sausagemug. An extreme form of your usual Shart or even more extreme Mudslide. A Shart Sausage occurs when your butthole is so loose, what you believe to be passing wind turns out to be a fully formed bottom log implanted directly into your underoos.
Example
Dude #1: "As if my life needed to be more embarrassing, I totally just let go a Shart Sausage."
Dude #2: Seriously?! Did you leave your buttplug in again? How is that possible?
Dude #1: A cursed combo of Indian and several ounces of cheese...
Dude #1: "As if my life needed to be more embarrassing, I totally just let go a Shart Sausage."
Dude #2: Seriously?! Did you leave your buttplug in again? How is that possible?
Dude #1: A cursed combo of Indian and several ounces of cheese...
by Antimattergizmo April 19, 2017
Get the Shart Sausagemug. Ricky: "Hey Bonk, did you see Tina wearing that tight dress"?
Bonk: "Yes, she is so fat she looks like a sausage wrapper"!
Bonk: "Yes, she is so fat she looks like a sausage wrapper"!
by tr353r February 3, 2010
Get the sausage wrappermug. Used as a noun in a proper high-society situation, typically among aristocrats. "Why that Gentleman Sausage was distasteful"
by Gunter 909 February 24, 2017
Get the gentleman sausagemug. -adjective: Used to describe a gumbo, which as a result of the perilous nature of shopping for sausage links in Brazil, contains a disproportionate amount of sausage.
Brenda: "I made a gumbo to celebrate the New Orleans Saints making the Superbowl."
Sean: "That sounds great."
Brenda: "I should warn you though- it's going to be somewhat sausage-centric."
Sean: "That sounds great."
Brenda: "I should warn you though- it's going to be somewhat sausage-centric."
by SausageLover17 February 9, 2010
Get the Sausage-Centricmug. A phrase used by Ben Willbond (Actor part of “The Six Idiots”) used to express excitement or amazement
by GraceyXx May 27, 2021
Get the “HOT SAUSAGE”mug.