swedish tickle

to tickle your homies nipples while they eat their dog out

hey dude if you dont pass the dog ass eating exam they are gonna euthanize him, I know ill give u a swedish tickle to help you focus.

by Big Dong and the Phondleballs January 15, 2018

Swedish Mimosa

A drink that consists of prosecco or sparkling white wine mixed with Lingonberry Juice. The Lingonberry replaces the traditional orange juice of a mimosa.

Thomas, I'd love a mimosa for brunch. Seeing as we are in Scandinavia, let's make it a Swedish Mimosa!

by Breeced! September 16, 2022

Swedish fence

Combination of someone "being on the fence" and remaining neutral during conflict. Some assembly may be required.

"That guy wrote a disclaimer for the actions of his friends so he wouldn't get in trouble."
"Yep, he built himself a mighty fine Swedish fence."

by Aenaphos January 29, 2019

swedish sweatshirt

When a bunch of men ejaculate on a woman’s chest, then take their pubic hair that they have previously shaved off, and dump it all over her. The hair will stick to the semen, looking like a dark wool sweater

Mark, Eric, Tim and I brought this wild one home the other night, and we gave her a Swedish Sweatshirt

by Meatshower May 15, 2018

swedish toastie

the act of inserting ones penis into a toaster to gain sexual pleasure.
(note. the toaster does not have to be on)

"i just love a swedish toastie me"

by chav fucker February 2, 2017

swedish sandwich

When you smoke, slam a bunch of food and then smoke again.

“Ava and I are going to get Swedish Sandwiches for lunch. You should come along!”

by Lilemmy March 1, 2019

Swedish Screwdriver

A tall glass of your favorite vodka. Take that glass of vodka and put it up to the exhaust of a Volvo. Dry start the Volvo collecting the fresh exhaust and enjoy!

I can't believe that bar had a swedish screwdriver. The last time I had one was when volvos were relevant.

by Frankie Lake November 27, 2020