Ryan

Ryan is somewhat of an angelic creature with vury nice teeth :D.

he smells fabulous.
he smells like angels descended from above and graciously pissed on his wardrobe for a feirce, but inviting smell.

usually, loves food.

and always falls for "not so tall" asians with a cute smile.

Ryan................

by ryan did nots write this ;) October 12, 2008

Ryan

a fat cunt that needs drink breaks when he jumps fences

"what a fat cunt he had to do a ryan"

by poonigs April 29, 2020

ryan

most ryans r cool n shit but there is one who needs to go to a hairdresser. he looks like a fuckin mushroom. he is small and i feel bad for any other ryans on this planet cos they hav to share a name with him.

is that ryan- i mean mushroom boi- EWWWWWWWWWW

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

Ryan

Ryan's are typically absolute cunts.

Person 1 - "You know that Ryan guy?"
Person 2 - "Of course, he's an absolute cunt"

by BxpeHoodie June 1, 2020

Ryan

My bestfriend in the ENTIRE WORLD. hes my favorite person to talk to. I trust him with everything.
Luv you madahfucka.

ryan is amazing

by Wolfie686969 November 17, 2016

Ryan

He's a big ole bitch

Person 1: "Hey, isn't that Ryan?"
Person 2: "No. That's just a bitch."

by Zoost555 February 1, 2020

Ryan

Someone who is bad at basketball

You're almost as bad as Ryan

by big baller ryan November 10, 2019