Poochy Poker

One who wakes a sleeping canine by means of poking. Usually it is done because the canine looks too adorable sleeping, or it is done for the short-lived face the canine makes upon waking up.

Mom: Why is the dog sleeping under my bed?

Me: Probably because I was being a Poochy Poker.

by Master Comander January 29, 2014

Pokerism

Pokerism is the religion of the dicord bots on poker night

"I just started following Pokerism"

by Mortis NS June 1, 2023

toad poker

A mentally incompetent human being that would rather poke toad with a stick than function like a normal human in society.

Joe Biden is a toad poker.

by Bob 72 May 21, 2021

Luigi's Picture Poker

Gambling for kids. Appears in Super Mario 64 DS and New Super Mario Bros.

Child: I love gambling!
Person: How are you gambling!? You're 6!
Child: shows person Luigi's Picture Poker

by the upteenth time May 31, 2025

Poker

A sharp object that can hurt or cut someone

He got hit with a poker

by Shushgothit October 13, 2021

The joker poker

The joker poker is a sex move where u keep poking ur dick in her ass every time u poke u make a joker laugh

I pulled the joker poker on her last night

by Evil492 April 25, 2021

poker fluffer

Sits with the guy, drinks, casually laughs and offers encouragement.

Does not hand over any cash or touch below the waist.

She is a poker fluffer

by Dinky2 July 9, 2017