Premeditated Munchies

Food specifically for munchies bought prior to getting high. This prevents the burden from having to drive or be in public while high

I knew I was going to get stoned once I got home, so I stopped by the McDonald's drive thru for premeditated munchies

by IDONOTSMOKEWEED March 28, 2016

Munchie

A doofus who eats everything but food.

This morning he ate chalk and fake berries. He is such a Munchie.

by monkdoc December 4, 2023

munchies

the time when you wanna snack but no snack allowed in the movie so no wife :(
well might aswell snack on that pritty litte black fella over there ;)

Mmmm, im getting the munchies, but no whife :(.
(looks to the right) GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT :0000000000
that fella looking hella snackable ;P
(jumps on that choco gyat)

by thanos big nose=big tows January 18, 2024

Munchies

That one bitch that always eats in my class

Look at munchies eat

by Person with a face May 16, 2016

micro munchies

When your stoned as fuck and eat a couple chips instead of a full bag

Man I got sooooo stoned last night I had the micro munchies

by Guy_fierri June 17, 2018

penis munchies

the desire for penis

damn i got the penis munchies.
FUCK ME

by ima fucking retard May 7, 2016

Munchy Crustard

Munchy Crustard is the typical hardened ring that forms around the nozzle/edge of a mustard container.

“Oh man, Munchy Crustard landed on your hot dog!”

by CleorgeGooney January 18, 2022