Moses

Someone who is kind hearted and loving, seeking to cheer others up, is trusting and not picky. Very curious and will always keep trying to do his best. His presence alone allows the truth to come to light and those around him to face the secrets they have been hiding from everyone, even maybe forgetting the truth themselves. A wonderful person who knows what he likes and is not to be taken for granted. Because his heart is so pure he is not to be forsaken, nor used and abused, yet revered for the humble man he is, a honest loving peace-filled man. Through him as a vessel for the most High, the impossible is possible

Dude, did you see that? I didn’t think that was possible.
Ya, he’s Moses.

by lovingAwareness November 23, 2021

Moses marnes

Is a absolute tit. He often takes unpaid leave from work to sip on that purple drank

Wow look at that Moses marnes he stinks dirty sprite

by Joe lupton sucks July 31, 2018

A moses

To greatly split something into two.

Bro did a moses on Dagon.

by Daddy-Fushiguro March 2, 2025

Moses

Verb. To seperate the risotto in order to check if it needs more liquid. If the risotto stays parted (so if moses can walk through with dry feet), it needs more liquid.

1) Dude, is the food ready? - Hold on, let me moses

by Remcovdborn November 29, 2020

Moses Fart

To fart so aggressively while pissing that you cause your stream to part.

Holy shit!!! I just parted the yellow sea with this Moses Fart!!!

by Wallace Moon-Painter November 18, 2023

Mose

A pretty cool guy. He's smart and also looks down on everybody else. Nice but a little bit judgmental. But will give you his homework if you ask.

1. I can't find my homework
2. ask Mose, he always will give me his

by Boudleaux November 11, 2020

Moist Moses

A Jewish man who splats his pants

You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses

by Soft Steve January 31, 2012