Floating Mermaid

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole

I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid

by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021

Blind mermaid

When a woman is taking a bath and a man cums in her eyes. Also applicable to a woman sunbathing at the beach.

Malissa was having a bath after a long day at work and john came in and turned her into a blind mermaid.

by Chooch6969 April 12, 2025

It's a bit surprising, then, that there is such a long and rich history of Hoosier cryptids. indiana mud mermaid

Drinking wine, alone in a bathtub, while crying. Usually named Lee B.

by Bran G February 16, 2020

Mermaid horsey girls are under-water horsey girls. Their horses are seahorses tho.

Person 1: do you know about mermaids?
Person 2: yes?
Person 1: they're one part sexy the other half- *gets shot 69 times*