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Angry Mermaid

When 2 dudes ejaculate into the ears of a girl who is sitting poolside and then shove her under the water so the semen starts to rise out of her ears and appears as smoke.
The way the semen came out of her ears when she was under the water made her look like an angry mermaid!
by Monster Kyle October 6, 2022
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Mermaid

A Mermaid is a predatory musical artist that creates music soley for the purpose of sucking money out of people.
Contrary to real mermaids, who sings soley for the purpose of sucking blood out of sailors.
Person 1: That Justin Bieber has a pretty good voice, but he makes terrible music.
How is he so rich?
Person 2: Because he is a Mermaid.
by White_trash88 June 26, 2021
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dumpster mermaid

Scavenges for items in dumpsters. This could be for various reasons, including finding unique or vintage items, recycling, or simply out of necessity.
• Often has a bohemian or alternative style. This might involve wearing unique, often handmade or thrifted clothing, and possibly incorporating elements of mermaid or oceanic themes into their appearance.
Hey, put your beer and cigarette down and tuck your gut in you Dumpster Mermaid
by Reverend Big Jon December 11, 2024
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Mermaid horsey girl

Mermaid horsey girls are under-water horsey girls. Their horses are seahorses tho.
by gangganggangalangadingdong February 27, 2019
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Blind mermaid

When a woman is taking a bath and a man cums in her eyes. Also applicable to a woman sunbathing at the beach.
Malissa was having a bath after a long day at work and john came in and turned her into a blind mermaid.
by Chooch6969 April 12, 2025
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indiana mud mermaid

It's a bit surprising, then, that there is such a long and rich history of Hoosier cryptids. indiana mud mermaid
by Icantthunkifauswrnamw May 18, 2023
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