Lighting a Match

Used to describe something or someone who is simple and authentic, like someone who prefers using a match to a lighter. IE: Going to farmers markets, paying in cash, going on walks, driving stick, outgoing, likes to try new places, has a favorite hole-in-the-wall restaurant, cooking eggs, etc

Wow Jane just walked all the way to the farmers market on the other side of town to buy some organic eggs in cash, that’s so lighting a match.

by Trw92a April 23, 2024

Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

by Joyousguy June 30, 2016

Match sandwich

An even in which a player masturbates just before leaving for a sporting event and does so again just after coming back.

Person 1: How did you feel about your performance today?

Person 2: Amazing, the first half of my match sandwich made me feel so refreshed, now time to complete the second half.

by JaMicah Jamison March 27, 2024

Burger Match

A burger match is when you or your friend challenge you to do something amazing and if you succeed you earn a burger, on them.

I got a burger match idea, do a backflip right now.

by T O A D YT August 30, 2022

mix-match

Variant of mishmash or mish mash, which is a confused mixture

Dang, I can't find a matching pair of socks.....oh well i will just wear a mix-matched pair.

by AHBroccoli July 16, 2018

Match maker

That one kid in your school when you’re talking to someone of the opposite gender, even if it’s platonic between you and your best friend. Trying to get you to date/match even if both people don’t want that. They also usually scream “W Rizz” and are an obnoxious popular jock/class clown kid.

Tl;dr the wingman no one asked for

Boy: “hey, how was the test”
Girl: “did great, thanks for asking”
Annoying person: “Heh W RIZZ”
Boy: “stop being a match maker”

by HistoricalFanatics March 3, 2024

Mix-Matched

What people say when they really meant mismatched.

I mix-matched my outfit. Oh wait! I meant mismatched!

by Illiteracy Warrior January 11, 2023