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Mario Marconi

Real name 'Shaun Astbury'

Starred in Big Brother 9 in the UK.

Commonly considered to be the most popular house mate ever. Boasting a 14 million strong fan base. Having his own fan club where he comes from.

He is often nicknamed "the manager" or "the facilitator" with directly relates to his business prowess.

He has famously slept with 200 women who notably fell for his health and safety awareness.

A real mans man, everyone loves Mario!
Man: "Mario Marconi is a on TV again tonight."

Woman: "OH MAY GOD REALLY?!!, I LOVE MARIO MARCONI"

Man: "Well, dur... You are a woman, all women love Mario Marconi, even lesbians. I wish I was Mario Marconi.
by Billy-Bob-Benton June 30, 2008
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mario vasquez

A classy motherfucker who dropped out of american idol cuz he said "he can make it by himself" which he did, droppin that hot single "Gallery" ft. baby bash
jimbo- yo you hear that song gallery by mario vasquez
earl- yeah its pretty hot
jimbo- fuck yeah, MV's my boy
by Elsa Bingerbodem September 17, 2006
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Mario Winans

I dont wanna know is a good song.
by Mike May 2, 2004
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super mario

A Fat Ass Plumber who spends most of his time saving girls and getting drunk or high along the way. In his free time, he is a drunk ass plumber fixing toilets because people thought charmander could take a dump on the toilet but he fell in, got stuck and Mario had to plunge his fiery Asshole out of there. He is featured in many video games.
Hey man, wanna play Super Mario, sure lets be sure to eat lots and lots of sh rooms before we start the game.
by HairyBallz0-0-7 April 7, 2021
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Mario Rios

Mario Rios is such a beaner, said Angeles.
by J.NewtgatNewton July 9, 2021
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Mario Sis.

A girl so enormously in love with the Mario Bros. that she would do anything to be adopted.
Mario Sis.: Hi Luigi, can I be your little sister?

Luigi: I'll have to check with Mario Mario first, cause I'm nothing but a lame sidekick that can't really make my own decisions.

Mario: Well you can be a Mario Sis. if you show us how to kick Bowsers ass once and for all.
by BurgerMaria June 22, 2011
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virgin mario

When a person wants another person to birth a frog and then teach it how to twerk , continuing the tweaking legacy.
“Yoo I want u to virgin Mario again.”
“Nah bro I’m fine for today, the last frog had a disappointing ass”
by Maheku baby April 28, 2022
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