UNRIPE MANGO

Being stabbed in the ass while upside-down.

"That definitely Was a Unripe mango."-KQB Streamer

by Akidwithonehand November 7, 2019

Mango Cap

The act of taking the foreskin of one girl's vagina, and putting it over the head of another girl.

Girl 1: Wow! You were amazing last night!

Girl 2: You were too! I can't believe your parents didn't hear us when we did the mango cap.

by DAdrian April 8, 2012

Mucho Mango

An Arizona ice tea flavor.

Where's my goddamn mucho mango

by Fuckmikepence May 5, 2019

Dirty Mango

Is when you heat up a mango for about 3 minutes on high take it out of the microwave then cut a hole in it and insert your penis and fuck it long and hard til you cum.

Yo ha did a dirty mango last night bro.

by Mic longdick June 30, 2012

Mango juice

Only the dankest of drinks available to the average human

Sam: this juice is terrible
Joe: are you kidding me? That's mango juice ! I don't even know you anymore.

by Billy_bob123 June 24, 2017

The Immortal Mango

1. A mysterious being froma higher plane of existence that for reasons known only to him self utilizes his incredible powers only over the interent and in online games.

2. A sadistic form of torture involving the appliance of an exotic fuit to each an every orrifice at speeds exceding 50 mphs.

1. What the hell is the deal with The Immortal Mango?

2. police suspect the victim was killed by ritual application of The Immortal Mango.

by Draz'Andant July 14, 2003

Mango Mexicano

A sex move whereby a man takes a shot of tequila, hits a mango flavored vape, and blows the cloud into a woman's vagina, which the woman will promptly queef out into the man's mouth so that he may take a second hit.

I'm gonna head to the store to pick up some juul pods and a bottle of tequila; I'm gonna give my girl a mango mexicano tonight!

by Detective Georgie January 31, 2022