kirk

verb: to be abruptly killed, especially via the carotid artery by a long range firearm

Oh my stars! That man was just kirk'd!

Come on, James. Kirk him.

by The 180m Badger September 10, 2025

kirked

Slang for getting shot critically/getting a critical shot. Reference to Charlie Kirk, a right-wing political activist, getting shot in the jugular on September 10, 2025 during a "Prove Me Wrong" campaign at Utah Valley University and croaking shortly after.

Eden: I just kirked the shit out of this guy on CoD.

Coco: I hope I don't get kirked in the middle of school.

by googlyeyestickers September 10, 2025

Kirking

To 360 no-scope someone in the neck

Person 1: “Ayo im gonna kirk u twin ✌️🥀”
Person 2: “what the fuck is kirking”

by Coryflory September 11, 2025

Kirked

To advocate for something that Ironically leads to your own misfortune.

Guy: I fell into a hole I dug up

Guy 2: You got Kirked.

by pagR September 11, 2025

Kirk

A bald black man with a small penis.

“That bald black guy over there is such a Kirk”

“The NFL’s all time leading rusher is a real Kirk”

“Kirk has a small penis”

by Jo’Quan Dinkelburg September 9, 2021

Kirk Penetration

The couple performing this move must be at least one male where he insterts his cock up a partners open wound. Preferably around the neck area.

Last night I hit the kirk penetration on Annie right on her bike crash wound

by MamaPhuker September 30, 2025

Kirk

Refers to the Charlie Kirk killing and a play on the word "Merc" which means kill. A slang way of saying you will Merc (kill) someone whilst referring to the Kirk killing.

"man that fucking asshole, I'm going to Kirk him"
Jamal died Alex kirked him'

by Bdjeidbrj September 13, 2025