Parent Hopping

When you have to jump from one parents house to anothers after the get seperated or devorced when their is visitation right or joint custoday. Usually involving that u split your time between both houses. Most times it unfair to the child

Oh Brittany hates parent hopping.
She always forgets her charger at one the other house

by Hislittleprincess July 18, 2010

hep-hop

- music that is the next level above hip-hop; possessing original musical knowledge without needing to sample beats from other artists.

That hep-hop record drops some unique beats.

by International Giant August 29, 2014

hop on tarkov

Telling your friend to go get headshot in less then 1 second in a video game

Friend 1: “Hey, hop on tarkov!”
Friend 2: “Ok!”

*gets headshot*

by alexstfu March 3, 2021

Umbrella hopping

Moving from under random people's umbrellas to other random peoples umbrellas in public because you haven't brought your own

Ugh I forgot my umbrella today and had to umbrella hop from class to class

Yesterday it rained so hard that Precious had to go umbrella hopping

by N.TRIPPA April 6, 2011

Hop Squats

A bad case of the shits. Has you hopping to the shitter or from one shitter to the next all day long.

Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.

After watching football and partying on Saturday and Sunday, I had the hop squats on Monday at work. I was in the shitter every hour on the hour.

That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Hop in the box

v. getting in the shower; n. hotbox (as in smoking marijuana in a sealed car)

I’ll call you right back i’m about to hop in the box.
Do you want to hop in the box?

by poohbear74 September 20, 2019

hops robber

those parties that come to breweries with strollers, diapers, infants and toddlers in tow that shave the buzz/mood/vibe of all over 21 that are trying to appreciate a crafted libation in peace.

I ordered my favorite beer ,and was enjoying the music and adult conversation with friends when the hops robbers arrived in droves with car seats, formula, diapers - screaming kids and crappy diapers ensued .

by getasitter July 11, 2023