Gumping It

"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it'? So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line. So while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

"Long story short, I fucked her ass in the freezer."

so it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. this is called gumping it.

by Cranky Boots April 17, 2023

Gump

Opposite of a butt, a mattress.

Mommy Mommy can I get a queen sized Gump?

by Goon Rat March 13, 2020

Bubble gump

One that resembles the look of a chinless bubbles from trailer park boys, and slow like forest gump. Also usually a mouth breather.

The bubble gump lookin ass bus driver drove past 17 bus stops in a row and 38 people were late to there jobs... Dumbass mother fucker.

by Jwelder91 February 26, 2019

Gumped

Essentially being friendzoned, based off Forrest Gump’s relationship with Jenny.

Friend 1: Hey man what’s up with John?
Friend 2: He got Gumped real hard dude.

by Cornholio3 May 13, 2022

Gumping

When you fuck a person that is not retarded but almost retarded.

Hey I was gumping her last night!

by Stop taking the name I want March 11, 2022

Forest Gump

Taking a shit (dump)

Man I need a forest gump
I've just been for a forest gump

by chiken-lover June 4, 2022

Gumping

When you’re watching Forrest Gump and you suddenly find yourself buried in some cheeks for a whole hour.

“Bro I don’t know what happened, I was Gumping her for an hour straight.”

“I was giving her that Gump Gump and she yelled out Run Forrest Run!!!”

by Boxachocolates July 21, 2025