scum-fu

Pronounced skʌmˈfu - scum-fu refers to humanity's first tried and true martial art: the art of being a scumbag.

Commonly seen when managers require their staff to find a replacement for when they call in sick instead of doing their fucking job.

Manager: I understand you are sick but you are required to find a replacement for your missed shift.

Employee: Ah, I see you too are a master of scum-fu!

by scum-fu January 2, 2023

Water Fu

The modern martial art of slow motion fighting under water in a pool, lake or the ocean... Typically exemplified in powerless kicks & punches. However, a master in Water Fu may temporarily blind someone with a splash and possibly deliver a well aimed croch shot that often results in a floating, lifeless carcass.

Take it easy bruh, else I'm gonna break out my black belt in Water Fu and non-ceremoniously kick your swimmer ass.

by spflex57 November 30, 2019

fus day

(First day) Coined by the rastafaris in Guyana to refer to their birthdays

ehi man! deh new day ez I man fus day, yuh mus pas roun fuh leh we bun some carn.

Hi, tomorrow is my birthday, you are invited to past by my place to share in smoking mariguana

by bushfox May 29, 2009

Yoga Fu

When a fairy, fuck boy threatens violence relying on his sweaty, Bikram style Yoga Fu. Definitely a mixture of downward dog and monkey style. This would scare a redneck to death coming at him.

Watch out Cletus, that little twit's coming at you with some freaky Yoga Fu .

by The Conjurer December 15, 2020

Ai-Fu

Ai-Fu is the ability to find any answer or solution to anything by means of using Artificial Intelligence or Ai.

See the term google-fu for context

That OpenAi ChatGPT model is so advanced, we should forget about being good at Google-Fu and start mastering Ai-Fu.

by OscarG13 December 13, 2022

St. Fu

Saint Fu...St.Fu...the subtle inuindo for the Cap locked STFU...SHUT THE FUCK UP...but in a stealth kind of way for when someone pissed you off...

John: man this is a cool bar !
You: yeah whatever, it's a sausage fest St. Fu.

by jagerhall March 5, 2017

FU "wave"

The word fuck and you combined with the simple wave of your hand with your middle finger! In doing the wave one should smile!

When I arrived to work this am after driving on ice and snow my boss said go home! So I gave the FU "Wave" !

by Cabowabo March 12, 2014