A Vodka Cousin is like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler. Classier than your average Weed Cousin, they're the oldest child in the your family; probably love the eighties, and have no filter.
They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
"I'm not a Vodka Aunt, I'm your Vodka Cousin. I'm like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler."
"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."
"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."
by IllogicalHuman December 7, 2019
Get the vodka cousinmug. by gchexu July 16, 2021
Get the cousin complexmug. When two men have had sex, specifically gay sex, with the same man they are now Cobra Cousins. An unbreakable bond to be cherished forever
"Hey, how do you know Chet?"
"OH, we've both had magical nights with Brent"
"So you're Cobra Cousins? "
"Cobra Cousins for life"
"OH, we've both had magical nights with Brent"
"So you're Cobra Cousins? "
"Cobra Cousins for life"
by Ana!A March 15, 2021
Get the Cobra Cousinsmug. 
A first cousin that shares one grandparent instead of both grandparents like a regular first cousin.
My grandpa isn’t related to me, but my grandma is meaning that my first cousins are my half cousins.
by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020
Get the Half Cousinmug. by The molesta August 27, 2016
Get the cousin kissermug. When you go to fantasy girls and sandwich a sloot between you and your cousin and high five and talk about baseball while she gasps for air.
by bconz20 October 13, 2021
Get the cousin sandwichmug.