oatmeal brain

When someone's brain deteriorates over time due to alcohol/drugs/sleep deprivation, etc. Symptoms of oatmeal brain: memory loss, impaired motor function, slurred voice, stumbling, slow speech.

John, you can't remember anything. You have oatmeal brain right now!

by PinkPanther13 May 28, 2018

finals brain

it happens during the end of the semester when you're studying for finals and say stupid shit

I'm gonna need some powerbull to get through the night... I mean red bull. Sorry, finals brain.

by ultimatefailure April 27, 2017

brain-coffee

A term describing the situation when endorphins are released by the body. In other words a natural high. Popularized by the Chinese dvd release of "Grappler Baki."

Did you see when he wiped out on his bicycle?

Yea, but despite the injuries he got up and finished the race, must have been the brain-coffee.

by ta0paipai January 15, 2010

shrimp brain

Simply some one who is rather dimwitted and stupid or does something, says something idiotic or stupid.

Bob - Where did I put those keys?

Andy - In yer pocket, shrimp brain.

by Freedom Mine November 15, 2013

brain girl

A girl that remembers every detail of her life... and yours.

Also referred to as the scary brain girl.

Usually named Hannah.

“Don’t tell Hannah anything, she’s the scary brain girl.”

by Chiefmasterflex June 2, 2021

Brain Dialysis

Brain Dialysis is a treatment for individuals who dont have a natural filter to screen out disturbing , inappropriate thoughts. Assists in the process of ridding your mind of toxins, waste products, impurities, and excess filth.

My mom's worried about my disturbing thoughts and says I say inappropriate things all the time she does not think that my natural filter works so she sending me to the shrink for brain dialysis.

by Charlie Badass October 14, 2020

versace brain

VERSACE BRAiN iS WHEN A GiRL GiVES YOU HEAD.

BUT iT'S WAY BETTER. AN INDESCRiBABLE FEELiNG.
VERSACE BRAiN iS THE GREATEST FEELiNG AFTER SHE SHE GiVE YOU (BRAiN(HEAD(BLOWJOB)

SHE SUCK ME UP LiKE A VACUUM.
"YO GiRL GAVE ME VERSACE BRAiN iN A CLUB DOWNTOWN
SHE GO DUMB LiKE CLOWN
BOTTLES ALL AROUND

SHE SO BAD LiKE A FiRST ROUND
i AiN'T EVEN PLAYiNG"
BARS FROM G-iCE 'VERSACE BRAiN' SONG

@WTFGICE

by WTFGiCE April 7, 2015