by Thatmanguy69 March 8, 2017

Kellie was so shit faced that she lovingly wrapped herself up in the spanket, thus making a cum burrito.
by tonowoo August 29, 2014

by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008

by the dirty pirate hooker June 29, 2011

by FiveFingertwinkies February 4, 2010

"Just had a great bathroom burrito."
"Was it good and hot?"
"Yeah, that radiator has been cranking all day."
"Was it good and hot?"
"Yeah, that radiator has been cranking all day."
by GiddyHedge March 14, 2014

John went to soobway and saw a burrito. He immediately fell in love with it and took it to rape it at Johnny Jim’s. Thats what I call a Burrito Rapist!!!
by Mc.Nugg March 24, 2023
