by Who the hell am I June 6, 2019
Get the Shitmug. Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.
Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"
by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019
Get the shitmug. a big dump that comes out through your bumhole and into the toilet and then gets flushed down into the toilet bowl.
by XePoison February 26, 2018
Get the shitmug. Similar: crap
(n.) Shit means poop or feces or fecal materials (an excretion that comes out of your butthole, anus, asshole from your digestive tract that normally goes straight to the toilet) but more vulgar. In slang, it's used to describe hatred or disdain of something; it can also describe something of a poor quality.
Jackshit - (adj.) nothing at all. Very poor quality. Basically nothing or non-existent.
Dogshit - (adj.) terrible, absolutely horrendously terrible. Something of a very poor quality.
Horseshit - (adj.) statement of disbelief; also can be something unfair or unjust.
Holy shit - (phrase.) expression of surprise, disbelief, something crazy happened (sometimes said "holy fucking shit").
Apeshit - (adj.) to go crazy over, extreme anger.
Batshit - (adj.) crazy or mad.
The shit - (adj.) the best.
Shit - (adj.) bad, terrible, of poor quality
No shit - (phr.) obvious, something so obvious a blind person could see it coming. Also said "no shit, sherlock."
Chickenshit - (adj.) cowardly
Bullshit - (adj.) a lie, fake news, a lie so blatantly false it's almost insulting to your intelligence
Full of shit - (adj., phr.) when someone is blatantly lying or spreading false information. Also said "he pulled this out of his ass."
Cool shit - awesome, very cool stuff, great stuff
"Cool shit bro" or "cool shit, bro! = (phr.) "that's cool, but did I ask?" or "that's awesome!"
Dipshit - (adj.) rude, disrespectful person; an asshole person; terrible human being.
(n.) Shit means poop or feces or fecal materials (an excretion that comes out of your butthole, anus, asshole from your digestive tract that normally goes straight to the toilet) but more vulgar. In slang, it's used to describe hatred or disdain of something; it can also describe something of a poor quality.
Jackshit - (adj.) nothing at all. Very poor quality. Basically nothing or non-existent.
Dogshit - (adj.) terrible, absolutely horrendously terrible. Something of a very poor quality.
Horseshit - (adj.) statement of disbelief; also can be something unfair or unjust.
Holy shit - (phrase.) expression of surprise, disbelief, something crazy happened (sometimes said "holy fucking shit").
Apeshit - (adj.) to go crazy over, extreme anger.
Batshit - (adj.) crazy or mad.
The shit - (adj.) the best.
Shit - (adj.) bad, terrible, of poor quality
No shit - (phr.) obvious, something so obvious a blind person could see it coming. Also said "no shit, sherlock."
Chickenshit - (adj.) cowardly
Bullshit - (adj.) a lie, fake news, a lie so blatantly false it's almost insulting to your intelligence
Full of shit - (adj., phr.) when someone is blatantly lying or spreading false information. Also said "he pulled this out of his ass."
Cool shit - awesome, very cool stuff, great stuff
"Cool shit bro" or "cool shit, bro! = (phr.) "that's cool, but did I ask?" or "that's awesome!"
Dipshit - (adj.) rude, disrespectful person; an asshole person; terrible human being.
(Disclaimer: all of these examples are complete fiction and targeted towards no real person or group of people. I do not personally hold any potential opinions or thoughts that appear in the examples. I intend no harm to anyone or anything and the only intention is to inform others of common slang. Have a nice day.)
That person is a dipshit.
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His parents went apeshit over his 92 test grade.
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Person A: did you know that 5G cause autism?
Person B (do not believe Person A): Bullshit. You are full of shit. You probably got that from facebook academy.
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Person A (very obviously an idiot): did you know I am an idiot?
Person B: well yea, no shit sherlock. Glad we agree.
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"The Minions movie was THE shit" :)
"The Cats musical was Shit. The characters were so creepy, it scared the living crap out of my kid."
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Person A: " I got my first reddit award!"
Person B (not paying attention): cool shit bro. (Person B thought bubble: who cares??)
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Person A: I made my first robot for the robotics competition!
Person B: now that is some cool shit!
That person is a dipshit.
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His parents went apeshit over his 92 test grade.
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Person A: did you know that 5G cause autism?
Person B (do not believe Person A): Bullshit. You are full of shit. You probably got that from facebook academy.
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Person A (very obviously an idiot): did you know I am an idiot?
Person B: well yea, no shit sherlock. Glad we agree.
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"The Minions movie was THE shit" :)
"The Cats musical was Shit. The characters were so creepy, it scared the living crap out of my kid."
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Person A: " I got my first reddit award!"
Person B (not paying attention): cool shit bro. (Person B thought bubble: who cares??)
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Person A: I made my first robot for the robotics competition!
Person B: now that is some cool shit!
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