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Please and Thank You

A rude, passive-aggressive amendment, usually found at the end of a imperative sentence, that lets someone know that they will do as you ask. This will typically be learned by administrators, and mangers, working among subordinates or anyone they disdain, because being polite is HR appropriate, but it must be understood that they are peasants. It is implied that while the request is voluntary (i.e. please), the result can be assumed (i.e. thank you), because a peasant has no choice.

*This is especially common in the industry (e.g. restaurants, hotels, retail, etc).
Vince, can you get table 3 a refill on diet cola. Please and thank you!
by MundaneEgg July 26, 2015
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When you eat a full bag of Doritos and finger a girl’s butthole.
“Dude, I just tried the Two Cheese “Thank You Please”!
by Zach3850 October 16, 2019
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wham bam thank you mam

by somebody February 18, 2003
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National IDV Thank You Day

The day that everyone who plays Identity V (IDV) could spam the word "Thank You!" in the game match and in the server chat. This day can be celebrated on any day, so what are you waiting for gamers,- go for it! Also, don't forget to spam "Thank You!" when someone got hit or downed within 5 seconds in when the game started!
Oh, this person just got TERROR SHOCK, let's spam "Thank You!" to be their moral support, and to celebrate the National IDV Thank You Day.
by IdentityV (not) Ofiicial April 11, 2021
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Lick my ass and thank you very much!

A foul and gritty phrase to use in a moment of totally déclassé behavior when you do not appreciate something that someone has said or done.
Although we are on the Jerry Springer Show right now, I realize you may still bleep me when I say, “lick my ass and thank you very much!”
by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020
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wham bam thank you ma'am

1. The act of having sex without even bothering to try to get the woman to orgasm. Usually lasts for about five seconds.

2. The act of having sex with a neophyte (usually a sixteen-year-old unattractive computer geek).
"Yeah last night I had sex with this one ugly chick, so I decided to hurry it up, so it was just wham bam thank you ma'am."
by Anonymous March 9, 2003
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wank and thank

Noun. The act of engaging in mutual masturbation only, or engage in cybersex, with a partner without actual intercourse taking place.
Verb. To engage solely in mutual masturbation, or engage in cybersex, with a partner and nothing else.
Filbert and I had a wank and thank last night on instant messenger.

Lisa wanked and thanked with her ex-boyfriend after they broke up.
by Sheldon Wangle October 2, 2007
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