The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service

A joke.

Effectively every part of The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service is violated by 80% of posts.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

privacy policy and terms of service.

To be honest who reads this you just scroll past, even the game designers make it possible to skip it as fast as possible.

did you just actually read the privacy policy and terms of service.

by dhkjefcyncnehjsdf May 11, 2022

Short-Term memory zone

When someone is so insignificant, you erase all memory of them immediately.

Friend: "Who was that guy you were talking to?'
Me: "Who?"
Friend: "Oof, that guy got short-term memory zoned!"

by Hyacinthus July 11, 2022

long term senioritis

Long term (LT) senioritis involves the usual symptoms of senioritis that have not been repressed after senior year. LT senioritis is this feeling of laziness and homework angst that continues on even after Senior year is long over. Most college students go through this crippling illness, feeling the need to lie down on the floor and neglect all responsibilities.

Teacher: You're an adult now! You should be responsible already!
Student: NO. I HAVE LONG TERM SENIORITIS.

by misterjoe October 30, 2013

macdonalds term

Something that got transformed into a macdonalds type.

Ronald macdonald I'm gonna hit u with my car cuz u bitch old

Macdonalds Term

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ October 28, 2023

fortnight terms

dog water-really trash at the game

cracked-really good at the game

on me !-when someone with a pump runs up to u

dog water

_____-dude my brother died 20s into the game

______-bruh he is so dog water

cracked

_______-mate ur really cracked

_______-thanks i’ve been playing for a while

these are the fortnight terms

by bigshlongman69696942069 April 9, 2021

long-term flirting

Flirting with someone over a very very long period of time.

Deleting someone on Facebook for months and then finally unblocking them. Becoming friends. Followed by sex.

Long-term flirting YAYA

by JohnoTheKb June 2, 2012