Technochondria

An excessive preoccupation or worry about having a serious technical issue.

Mr. Johnson has a sever case of technochondria. He's always complaining about his internet being slow, even though it's working as well as everyone else's.

by taoistlumberjak April 10, 2007

Techno-humorist

A person who uses high tech stuff and writes/speaks about the humor in using that technology.

Sandy can be very funny but he is only a techno-humorist.

by Sandesh S Deshmukh December 31, 2008

Technobilly

combination of "technological" and "hillbilly" A person who is Knowledgeable but not from formal training.Someone who may look like a "bumpkin" but is very capable of fixing even complicated equipment.

Jack may not have finished college, but he is a real "technobilly" when it comes to fixing the printer.

by erich sorenson June 13, 2008

Techno Tyke

A small or young child that has the latest in technology, i.e BlackBerry, PS3, X-Box 360 and at the same time seen too young to own or fully use the device.

"Look at those elementary school kids...They all have BlackBerry Storms...... What a bunch of Techno Tykes...."

by Giant Black Thunder July 9, 2009

techno nonce

someone who likes his computer to glow

mark bailey is a techno nonce

by God--- July 21, 2009

Technoballs

A sackless pussy that can only communicate via email or text message, THUS having tech-no-balls.

Amber: Toby's been stalking me via email but never says anything in person or calls me. Whats up with that?
Spike: He has techNOballs!

by Michael Kocaine August 23, 2009

Techno-colored yawn

throwing up, or puking

"man i wasnt feeling well at the party last night and did the Techno-colored yawn all over the yard."

by Darth Roach February 5, 2010