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technician roulette

The practice of calling multiple technical support specialists for help with a technical problem, in the hopes of getting an answer one wants to hear.
Robb: I caught Cliffy playing technician roulette today.

Mel: What did you tell him?

Robb: I told him the same thing everyone else told him: reboot.

Mel: And he said he was too busy to reboot?

Robb: Yep.

Mel: Too bad. Better luck next tech, Cliffy!
by mgdu February 22, 2008
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nail technician

An occupation created for people who've failed the Argos exam and find painting by numbers too challenging. Usually carried out by females with trendy Americanized names like Crystal or Brooke but are likely to still live in a council flat
Ain't nowt says I'm thick as fook more than saying " I'm a nail technician"
by Smell the roses November 21, 2016
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technical49

Technical49 is a geometry dash player that beat the top 10 demons. He is currently the best GD player. Also known as testicularcancer69, he has beaten over 100 extreme demons and has beaten the number 1 , “Zodiac”.
Technical49 is the best player in GD.
by Astol November 12, 2019
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Technically Legal

EG:
a StripClub Is Technically Legal.
Prostitution is Technically Legal.
by Alejandro587 August 23, 2012
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Racism-But-Not-On-A-Technicality

You can be Racist but on a Technicality. If you are Intellectually Smart enough, you can get out of any situation, wherein you are accused of being Racist. You can use Race-Pity as a Reason but not alone, as in, you cannot say " THIS IS RACE PITY IM NOT RACIST" but you can still use it if you are Smart enough, I won't explain more because only Smart People should Understood.
Thats not being racist, its Racism-But-Not-On-A-Technicality
by NotJunhaISwear June 13, 2021
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technicolor emo

A guy or girl who is emo AND ACTUALY gay.
rather redundant but can be applied in a serious or joking manner

"Jenny was at the mall on saturday with her girlfriend and they were buying each other dashboard confessional CD's and matching scarves, even though it's summer, wth?"

"I know she's so techinicolor emo."
"Jenny was at the mall on saturday with her girlfriend and they were buying each other dashboard confessional CD's and matching scarves, even though it's summer, wth?"

That makes jenny technicolor emo.
by eventhoughimemo February 28, 2008
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techpocalypse

Broken or error message on cell phone, computer, laptop, ipad, tablet, or internet.
My blackberry is experiencing a techpocalypse due to RIM being down.

The internet server is in techpocalypse.
by Leidee_diva October 13, 2011
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