tater swift

Attempting to persuade a member of the same sex to have a sexual encounter with you.

I believe that gentleman in the sauna was trying to tater swift me.

by The Potts November 23, 2012

tater titties

adj- when a woman has breasts that resemble large amounts of lumpy mashed potatoes

Holy hell, did you see Karen, she must have gained 50 pounds and has some serious tater titties.

by madcarpetbomber August 10, 2010

rusty tater tots

When you pull a string of anal beads out of a woman's ass and put them in her mouth.

"I pulled the anal beads out of her ass like I was starting a lawn mower. As she started to yell I fed her the Rusty Tater Tots."

by Mustache The Gauley February 11, 2014

dank tater chip

A potato chip that smoke weed everyday

This dank tater chip is amazing

by Dank tater chip April 19, 2017

tuggin your tater

Another slang term for "just kidding"

Steve: Hey Bill, remember how drunk we were last weekend?

Bill: Yeah, we were hammered.

Steve: Well, I banged your girlfriend.

Bill: What???

Steve: Gotcha man! Just tuggin your tater!

by Stew Money April 25, 2010

mashed taters

a phrase for "cool" or "nice". also used to describe snow conditions.

"yo im fuckin mike's girl, man"

"thats mashed taters!"

by jo February 5, 2003

cock n taters

What the fan blows sweet fairy kisses at

If you've never laid but naked on your bed and let a fan blow sweet fairy kisses on your cock n taters then you haven't lived life.

by dougscales May 5, 2018