tabs

computer lingo for thats absolute bull shit

dude i got an f on that paper,tabs!

by tave May 31, 2005

Tabasco Challenge

Where a bunch of stupid teenagers try to race by singeing off all of their pubic hairs with Tabasco Sauce.

Hey lets have a Tabasco Challenge!

*hisssssss....*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Thank god the Tabasco Challenge renders anyone who participates impotent.

by C Tan October 2, 2007

ROLLiN TABS

POPPiN SOME TyPE OF PiLL,
iN WHiCH yOU GET HiGH OFF OF

IM BOUT TO ROLL SOME TABS TO EAZE My MiND.
or i BEEN ROLLiN TABS THATS WHy iM ACTiN LiKE THiS

by thecool indivual December 31, 2008

tabber

v. A female that knows that a guy likes her and uses that fact to get free drugs, but never ever has sex with them or does any sort of sexual activity with them, no matter how much they beg her.

Guy 1: "Dude, I like this girl but she only wants to smoke with me. She never wants to have sex or even hang out unless we smoke."
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, that's because she's a tabber."

by kylafofyla April 18, 2011

Tabby

Thinks hating maths is a personality trait. Thinks she had no talent but shes wrong. She is a noodle but she doesn't like noodles.

Tabby is an ice cream cone.

by thepersonwhofellonanicecream May 18, 2020

tabes

Official word for any french fry, chip, or finger-sized food that has come into contact with the top surface of a table before being consumed.

Hey man I forgot my lunch, can I have your tabes?

by Kemp Disaster January 9, 2006

The Tabby

when fucking a female from the ass, or simply from behind, you reach out and slit her throat.

at times its appropriate to pleasure oneself with the head of the victim

Person 1: how was Jane the other night in bed?
Person 2: good, i gave her the tabby.
Person 1: woah, that musta sucked gettin rid of the body...
Person 2: yea, but it was a good time. and i kept the head.

by Cblock Tbone December 14, 2008