A person who very hard to work with and a fuck-up at almost anything, but thinks he is good. Tends to be vocal but never about his own ability to seemingly always fuck things up.
by Demicci D. Dior-Britt October 18, 2007
by Lunatix April 23, 2004
1. a woman who is versatile, and who can perform many different activities very well.
2. the gender opposite of a Jack-of-all-trades
2. the gender opposite of a Jack-of-all-trades
Jealous Girl 1: I hate Katey. She already has the corner office, and she just finished running a marathon.
Jealous Girl 2: I know, right? Did you hear that she's dating that new guy, Eric? You know, the one with the abs.
Jealous Girl 1: Ugghhh! She even baked this cake for Linda's birthday. And, it's amazing (wiping frosting from mouth.) She is truly a Jill-of-all-trades.
Jealous Girl 2: I know, right? Did you hear that she's dating that new guy, Eric? You know, the one with the abs.
Jealous Girl 1: Ugghhh! She even baked this cake for Linda's birthday. And, it's amazing (wiping frosting from mouth.) She is truly a Jill-of-all-trades.
by EYaters May 01, 2008
Also known as FTS, this is a hypocritical pirate alliance that is strongly opposed to free trade in the online game Pardus. Their name makes for some irony as they are renowned for their blocking of important sectors, general communist enforcement of trade prices, and restricting spawn points of powerful NPCs for their own members. Generally disliked by most Pardusians except for the Famous Pirate alliance.
"Dammit, my space farm just got raided by the Free Trade Syndicate!"
"Damn those pirates, they were probably after your bunnies!"
"Damn those pirates, they were probably after your bunnies!"
by Jobnob February 10, 2009
by big joules October 22, 2014
You offer to tell a friend a compliment you've heard made about her/him. But first, the friend must tell a compliment made about you. Can also be used for telling secrets.
You: Emily, I have a last go trade for a compliment.
Emily: OK, I have one for you. I heard that you were seen at the mall last week with an awesome hairstyle.
You: Oh thank you! Mark was at Hank's last week and told the bartender that you are the best looking woman to be seen there.
Emily: OK, I have one for you. I heard that you were seen at the mall last week with an awesome hairstyle.
You: Oh thank you! Mark was at Hank's last week and told the bartender that you are the best looking woman to be seen there.
by redshead December 31, 2010
An individual claiming proficiency for every task presenting itself, anywhere. He is neither schooled nor proficient beyond the ability to claim such.
An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.
An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.
"Dave says he'll fix my brakes, file my taxes, upgrade my computer, and save me a bundle! And he's gonna read my fortune, win Lisa back, and get me promoted!"
"Dude, Dave's an divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."
"Dude, Dave's an divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."
by 3sqzper October 26, 2007