road weasel

A person driving down the highway at a high rate of speed talking on their cell phone. Can see them peering quickly through their side mirror then darting in front of you while continuing their phone conversation.

Did you see that guy just cut you off? What a road weasel!

by pokeyzard August 26, 2009

Dargle road

A place where magic happens and dreams go to die.

To dargle (verb): to go to an afters and never return to see your family or the light of day again.

Synonym: a constant rollover

“Do you dargle road much yourself lad?”

by friendsofthelittledargle May 19, 2023

road crayon

A sport motorcycle rider.
(See squid)

Bob: Did you see how fast that guy was going?
Tim: Yeah. He'd make a nice road crayon.

by Tilt The Horizon August 25, 2005

Road Name

The self-given name of any person tramping via foot, bike, or car. Creation of the name usually signifies someone entering a new stage of their life and leaving behind the previous one, at least for a time. A famous example of a road name was Christopher Johnson McCandless's road name "Alexander Supertramp."

Person 1: I'm going to start huffing it.
Person 2: Are you going to give yourself a road name?
Person 1: Yeah, I'm changing my name from Jessica to Gaia so I can truly leave behind this life of materialism.
Person 2: Good for you!

by Sir Werner Herzog February 9, 2014

Road Jihad

Causing havoc (deliberate or otherwise) on public roads usually by driving offensively or otherwise unsafely for the conditions thereby inconveniencing numerous others.

The taxi cab cut-off three vehicles before merging into expressway traffic at a third of the speed of regular traffic flow causing an influx of traffic behind him. The resulting two hour traffic delay was attributed to Road Jihad.

by John Bigbootay November 27, 2009

Hoe In The Road

Hoes that hang out, walk and or congragate in the road or street.

I would rather be a Hoe In The Road than a Bitch In The Ditch!

by Queenie P.B.F.H. October 22, 2014

Buffalo Road

The most flyest ass bball court in the states of America. This place is located in the Negaunee Michigan and was founded by the great Sacagawea and Lewis and Clark.

Cody: Hey nigga, where can I find a good place to ball it up?

Evan: How bout we go out to Buffalo road, I hear that place is pretty ballin.

by Al Reichel December 1, 2010