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baby squid

Uterine lining that expels during a woman’s period.
Girl. A big ass baby squid just shot out of me. And I have the worst cramps.
by Charlie Delta December 28, 2021
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squid squad

a group of bloodthirsty youth known for their aggressive affinity for an artist known as Adam Melchor.
“wow, twitter is quiet these days.”
“yeah, cuz the entire squid squad is in jail.”
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“what’s a fermented slop rag?”
i don’t know, but i bet the squid squad does.”
by sqsq March 23, 2021
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Dirty Squid

The art of flirting with other women over the internet even though you are engaged.
Damn... that guy is being a real Dirty Squid!
by LightningWizard June 11, 2019
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Squid nips

When you go snorkeling and a fish thinks your nipple is a piece of squid. The fish proceeds to then bite said nipple.
You thought I scratched you with my fin when we dove in? No dude, that was a fish bitting you! You got them squid nips brah!
by Squidnips May 14, 2016
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Surprise Squid

1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.

2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.
That was so startling, you made me have a Surprise Squid!
by The Checkered Peach May 21, 2011
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Squid cum

something squid spills out if someone plays its dick
by Fuckrick December 8, 2022
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suicidal squid

when you blow a guy off and wait for him to cum and you grab his dick and put it to his face and he cums in his own face
damnit i can see you made me suicidal squid in my eye
by big 30 December 8, 2021
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