high blood pressure bob

Skiing and Sex. And lots of it.

by The Guy's up north. April 4, 2003

deal with my tire pressure when I get home

Euphemism for sex you can use without embarrassing yourself or others.

Can you please deal with my tire pressure when I get home? I've needed it looked at for a while now.

by Riche9889 October 13, 2011

A new dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro model 60

Sometimes we all need one.

this is used if you want to start a new life

A new dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro model 60

by PGtips_drinker August 30, 2022

Relative Pressure

Your uncle or other significant relative pushing a beer into for hands and saying, "Here, drink this!"

Comperable to peer pressure.

I got so drunk at the Christmas party due to the relative pressure.

by Bob December 20, 2004

Pressure cooker

Ir is the when you fart under a weighted blanket and hold your spouse under. Like a Dutch oven but with a weighted blanket.

My wife was in bed after we had chili so I subjected her to the pressure cooker

by David Kolep February 28, 2021

Perfection Pressure

The social or internalized demand to hide flaws, emotions, or individuality in order to meet unrealistic standards—often imposed by family, coaches, teachers, or social media. It cages authenticity and fuels projection, burnout, and shame.

He got a 98 and still felt like a failure. That’s perfection pressure talking.

by Briton Phillip September 10, 2025

beer pressure

1 If you are determined to go out with your friends without having a beer, but as soon as everyone gets their beer you feel the beerpressure and order (at least) one beer;
2 If you see a good beer on the menu and you immediately feel the urge to drink it, this is a case of beerpressure;
3 If you haven't had a beer for a relatively long period of time (at least for your personal feeling) and you need a cold beer asap, you are experiencing a serious case of beerpressure
peer pressure

Today is a day for beer pressure.

by TheVienneseJudge October 7, 2018