polish the Harley

Engage in pointless and unnecessary busy work for the sake of avoiding actual responsibility or undesirable tasks. First used on The Marriage Ref on an episode airing Thursday, March 25, 2010.

Husband: Honey, I'd like to come with you to the baby shower, but I have to polish the Harley.

Wife: We don't own a Harley.

Husband: I know, but it needs to be polished.

by mkb000 March 29, 2010

ankle polisher

A cat, especially a friendly one.

Lani was an ankle polisher who would greet me at the door every day when I came home from work.

by mwalimu February 26, 2008

Polish Alan

Alan is a hairy little fellow who has zero friends, and has a bald dad. Alan is also another word for failure.

God i wouldn’t like to do a Polish Alan.

by MiniMexicanM4n April 20, 2023

french polish

When your Bae uses more tongue than mouth during a blowjob.

"Bloody hell, love. I wanted a blowjob not a French polish."

by TheBlank89 April 12, 2016

Polish thottie

A foreign thot, specifically from Poland. Generally tends to go after Married American men.

I have a polish thottie but it’s ok because she’s foreign, her names Nadia

by Trashkin January 24, 2019

Port and polish

The act of a man or woman attending a spa/salon to have their nails done and asshole bleached

Connor - Hey bud see you at Two Goats for darts later?

Pat - Yeah might run late though, getting a port and polish after work.

Connor - Nice bro.

by Patscorch June 30, 2016

polishing the colonel

Jerking off while eating fried chicken

Hey dude, why didn't you answer the phone? I was really busy. Just picked up something to eat and was watching some porn and polishing the Colonel.

by Billstar55 February 16, 2014